STOP THIS FIGHT!!!! STOP THIS FIGHT!!!! " - Teddy Atlas

**Jimanuel Boogustus** · 03-05-2007 04:50 PM

I like the way teddy says spots :P

"Spahts" "Dats wen hez gatta fayned doz spahts"

**tedsares** · 03-05-2007 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Jimboogie

I know Atlas sounds like he has a mouth full of Anaesthetic, but the way Merchant talks sometimes is just laboured and irritatingly predictable.
He's the worst at making counter comments becuase he is just slow minded yet on top of that, he's narcissistic with it too!

"Ruiz' right hand hurt Roy more that Roy's right hand hurt Ruiz".

YeeeeeesssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

**No Contest** · 03-05-2007 10:43 PM

Ive also noticed Kellerman always looks surprised. He and Lampley are condescending pricks.Teddy is cool to me, he is funny.

**tedsares** · 03-06-2007 04:15 AM

Originally Posted by No Contest

Ive also noticed Kellerman always looks surprised. He and Lampley are condescending pricks.Teddy is cool to me, he is funny.

Total agreement with that! Lampley gets excited for no reason and Kellerman's eyeballs threaten to pop out.

**Hulk** · 03-06-2007 09:34 AM

Teddy was right to want the fight stopped. He shoulda started yellin about it earlier though, than the last 30 seconds of the fight. I like Teddy. He is pretty bad at predicting fights, but he's a good guy. He definately knows his shat. Even if he overanalyzes stuff all the time. I'm just happy someone took that damn pen away from him, that shat was gettin old fast.

**tical3604** · 03-06-2007 11:10 AM

i think it was during a b-hop fight when larry merchant goes "WHAT IS HE DOING?WHAT IS HE DOING?WHAT IS THE REFEREE DOING?

that was funny.

**amat** · 03-06-2007 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Hulk

Teddy was right to want the fight stopped. He shoulda started yellin about it earlier though, than the last 30 seconds of the fight. I like Teddy. He is pretty bad at predicting fights, but he's a good guy. He definately knows his shat. Even if he overanalyzes stuff all the time. I'm just happy someone took that damn pen away from him, that shat was gettin old fast.

Hahahahah

That was absolutely hillarious. He was circling fighters and drawing arrows as to where they needed to go

That was the most hillarious thing I was thinking no way is he circling fighters. 2 fighters in the ring and he felt he had to circle one to point out who he was.

**Hulk** · 03-09-2007 04:37 AM

Originally Posted by amat

Originally Posted by Hulk

Teddy was right to want the fight stopped. He shoulda started yellin about it earlier though, than the last 30 seconds of the fight. I like Teddy. He is pretty bad at predicting fights, but he's a good guy. He definately knows his shat. Even if he overanalyzes stuff all the time. I'm just happy someone took that damn pen away from him, that shat was gettin old fast.

Hahahahah

That was absolutely hillarious. He was circling fighters and drawing arrows as to where they needed to go

That was the most hillarious thing I was thinking no way is he circling fighters. 2 fighters in the ring and he felt he had to circle one to point out who he was.

Yep, Teddy thought he was fukin John Madden or some shat.

**Kev** · 03-09-2007 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by amat

Originally Posted by Hulk

Teddy was right to want the fight stopped. He shoulda started yellin about it earlier though, than the last 30 seconds of the fight. I like Teddy. He is pretty bad at predicting fights, but he's a good guy. He definately knows his shat. Even if he overanalyzes stuff all the time. I'm just happy someone took that damn pen away from him, that shat was gettin old fast.

Hahahahah

That was absolutely hillarious. He was circling fighters and drawing arrows as to where they needed to go

That was the most hillarious thing I was thinking no way is he circling fighters. 2 fighters in the ring and he felt he had to circle one to point out who he was.

Ha that is funny! Seriously though I really like Atlas, he's my favourite commentator by far becuase he's the only one who provides enough boxing analysis both before and during the fight for the average non boxing fightfan such as myself. His comments actually enhance a fight for me, pointing out little things that I as a viewer should be looking out for that I would otherwise miss, fighters circling the wrong way against a southpaw, crossing legs when moving side to side, getting inside and then then stepping back without moving the head to the side creating an unnecessary risk etc.

I really like Joe Rogan on the UFC shows for the same reason, as his comments help my limited understanding of the ground game for example.

By contrast Larry Merchant and Lampley bring virtually fuck all to the table in terms of proper fight analysis.

**Hulk** · 03-09-2007 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by bilbo

Originally Posted by amat

Originally Posted by Hulk

Teddy was right to want the fight stopped. He shoulda started yellin about it earlier though, than the last 30 seconds of the fight. I like Teddy. He is pretty bad at predicting fights, but he's a good guy. He definately knows his shat. Even if he overanalyzes stuff all the time. I'm just happy someone took that damn pen away from him, that shat was gettin old fast.

Hahahahah

That was absolutely hillarious. He was circling fighters and drawing arrows as to where they needed to go

That was the most hillarious thing I was thinking no way is he circling fighters. 2 fighters in the ring and he felt he had to circle one to point out who he was.

Ha that is funny! Seriously though I really like Atlas, he's my favourite commentator by far becuase he's the only one who provides enough boxing analysis both before and during the fight for the average non boxing fightfan such as myself. His comments actually enhance a fight for me, pointing out little things that I as a viewer should be looking out for that I would otherwise miss, fighters circling the wrong way against a southpaw, crossing legs when moving side to side, getting inside and then then stepping back without moving the head to the side creating an unnecessary risk etc.

I really like Joe Rogan on the UFC shows for the same reason, as his comments help my limited understanding of the ground game for example.

By contrast Larry Merchant and Lampley bring virtually fuck all to the table in terms of proper fight analysis.

Joe Rogan annoys the hell outta me. He's got a freakin Man Crush on Tito Ortiz. And he says stupid ass things like, "Matt Hughes is Stupid strong. " Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.