Prince Charles to Mike Tyson, "I can take you. I don't think you can finish my ears in 12 rounds."
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How would you know if a referee used to work for NASA?
If a fighter goes down, he counts "10, 9, 8, 7...."
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Epitaph on a dead boxers tombstone: "You can keep counting but I ain't gettin' up."
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In Greg Louganis' autobiography, he wrote that he wanted to try boxing after the 1988 Olympics. He was surprised that nobody took him seriously. (Get it?)
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