Thread: What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

Now we've pretty much run every theoretical matchup between fighters from different weight classes and even from different era but I've never yet seen a post about what would happen if a fighter had to fight an identical clone of themselves.

So tell me what happens in the following matchups, I can pretty much guess whose going to win, I mean how would the fights go.


Mayweather vs Mayweather.

Would he run from himself? With his lightening in and out single power punch then retreat style would he be able to land on himself?

Would he suprise us all by going toe to toe?

If he lost would he blame the judges or admit he lost to the better man?

Acelino Fretais vs Acelino Fretais

Would he quit against himself?

Evander Holyfield

How would he look fighting himself?

Would he show improvement and adjustment?

As he couldn't really lose would he be able to pursuade his losing self to hang them up whilst his winning self continued the quest for a title hunt or would he double his efforts and send out both Holyfields?

Would he keep fighting himself and winning with the same Holyfield just to keep him going up the rankings?

Ok these are just some of my ideas, anyone else want to join me in my peculiar mental illness?

Man you do have an interesting thought process Hobbit.

Mayweather/Mayweather: No fight. would be too busy talking trash to each other..... I'd pick Mayweather to win Seriously it would be one of the most technical, lowest punchrate fights ever. How would Floyd counter if Floyd never threw a punch?

Freitas: They would quit before it started- DQ'd

Holyfield/Holyfield: Would be a war for 12 rounds, neither going down. Right sides of their faces swollen to pumpkin size due to left hooks out the wazoo. FanMan and his twin fly in at the last second and crash over the fighters, making it a draw.

Possibly the dumbest things I ever wrote

Legion, thanks for participating in my odd thread

I think Zab Judah vs Zab Judah would be a cracking fight to watch,

Could he embarrass himself further by KHTFO?

Could he force himself to do another chicken dance or would he get disqualified for low blows?

I imagine that many a new avatar could be made from this fight

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Legion, thanks for participating in my odd thread

I think Zab Judah vs Zab Judah would be a cracking fight to watch,

Could he embarrass himself further by KHTFO?

Could he force himself to do another chicken dance or would he get disqualified for low blows?

I imagine that many a new avatar could be made from this fight

CC back Bilbo; you're a weird Hobbit. I almost erased my post I felt so stupid. Oh well..... But I'll take the bait again with Zab

Is this a fight or a breakdancing contest between Zab and Zab I guess whichever Zab got to the 5th round would win, as the other would go into lala land and stare off into space. Winner- Zab

P.S. Just saying Zab is a winner makes me feel silly. I'm done with this thread

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Mayweather vs Mayweather.

Would he run from himself? With his lightening in and out single power punch then retreat style would he be able to land on himself?

Would he suprise us all by going toe to toe?

If he lost would he blame the judges or admit he lost to the better man?

I would say that you need to lay off of the long leaf that grows in the shire.

One things for sure...if he beat himself...he'd still be undefeated.

Originally Posted by LEGION

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Legion, thanks for participating in my odd thread

I think Zab Judah vs Zab Judah would be a cracking fight to watch,

Could he embarrass himself further by KHTFO?

Could he force himself to do another chicken dance or would he get disqualified for low blows?

I imagine that many a new avatar could be made from this fight

CC back Bilbo; you're a weird Hobbit. I almost erased my post I felt so stupid. Oh well..... But I'll take the bait again with Zab

Is this a fight or a breakdancing contest between Zab and Zab I guess whichever Zab got to the 5th round would win, as the other would go into lala land and stare off into space. Winner- Zab

P.S. Just saying Zab is a winner makes me feel silly. I'm done with this thread

lol, I wish Pride of Boston were still around, he always used to engage me in my stranger moments.

Miranda would disqualify himself.

Zab would complain and somehow lose, then complain he won and say the other Zab sucked.

Pavlik would hurt himself and finish himself off properly.

Golata would both refuse to come out for the second round.

Lennox Lewis, would get knocked out, but would win the rematch in spectacular fashion.

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Originally Posted by LEGION

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Legion, thanks for participating in my odd thread

I think Zab Judah vs Zab Judah would be a cracking fight to watch,

Could he embarrass himself further by KHTFO?

Could he force himself to do another chicken dance or would he get disqualified for low blows?

I imagine that many a new avatar could be made from this fight

CC back Bilbo; you're a weird Hobbit. I almost erased my post I felt so stupid. Oh well..... But I'll take the bait again with Zab

Is this a fight or a breakdancing contest between Zab and Zab I guess whichever Zab got to the 5th round would win, as the other would go into lala land and stare off into space. Winner- Zab

P.S. Just saying Zab is a winner makes me feel silly. I'm done with this thread

lol, I wish Pride of Boston were still around, he always used to engage me in my stranger moments.

Well, Pride of Boston probably had a nervous breakdown engaging you in your Twilight Zone moments, so now he's playing tennis with his head in a padded cell somewhere Actually, this is a fun thread; I hope more people contribute to their own insanity by playing.

I suppose Tyson woud be the first man to ever bite his own ear off.

Originally Posted by Deanrw

Miranda would disqualify himself.

Zab would complain and somehow lose, then complain he won and say the other Zab sucked.

Pavlik would hurt himself and finish himself off properly.

Golata would both refuse to come out for the second round.

Lennox Lewis, would get knocked out, but would win the rematch in spectacular fashion.

Good one on Lewis in the rematch, lmao.

Tyson/Tyson: Would have a buffet on each other and after dinner no one would be left to fight. No contest

Sorry to interrupt the thread, but I just made my 666th post..... Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh fo me.

Originally Posted by LEGION

Sorry to interrupt the thread, but I just made my 666th post..... Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh fo me.

ha and I just gave you your 100th coolclick. What an eventful little thread this has been.

Oliver McCall/Oliver McCall

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Originally Posted by LEGION

Sorry to interrupt the thread, but I just made my 666th post..... Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh fo me.

ha and I just gave you your 100th coolclick. What an eventful little thread this has been.

Yeah buddy; I have a feeling this thread is going to get crazy. I'm trying to think of all sorts of b.s.

Prince Naseem would fight a day later, after their walk to the ring and introductions were completed.