People are quick to criticise Ricky Hatton, but has anyone here lasted more than 4 minutes getting sweaty on the canvas with a little Phillipino?
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Ricky Hatton walks into a librarian and asks for a book on boxing
the librarian advises him to "try the ground floor"
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Whats the difference between a 20 pound note and ricky hatton??
the 20 pound will get you at least 2 rounds in
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You have to feel sorry for Ricky Hatton: the biggest fight of his life, in front of 30,000 fans and millions watching it live on TV... yet he has to watch the highlights just to see how it ended.
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Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for six minutes".
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Ricky Hatton should replace the girl on the speeding adverts. "Hit me at 20mph and there's a 20% I might block it. Hit me at 30mph and I'll be stone cold on the fucking canvas."
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I heard that Ricky Hatton is going on the Jeremy Kyle show to discuss domestic abuse.
Apparently they are going to get a few women on to show him how to punch properly.
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