Thread: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else?

Originally Posted by koppas

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else?

Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.

But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

Originally Posted by ICB

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Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.

But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

FFS. I don't want your life story.

This was hypothetical. I don't care about weight classes, the question was 'if you stepped into the ring' would you get knocked the fuck out? Let's not get picky about a pipe dream.

i'd batter him

Originally Posted by ICB

Originally Posted by koppas

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else?

Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.

But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

LMAO

Mate if Manny wanted to he would have you out of there in less than 3 minutes.

Originally Posted by skel1983

LMAO

Mate if Manny wanted to he would have you out of there in less than 3 minutes.

He says he keeps himself in good shape and goes swimming - Manny has no chance...

Originally Posted by koppas

Originally Posted by skel1983

LMAO

Mate if Manny wanted to he would have you out of there in less than 3 minutes.

He says he keeps himself in good shape and goes swimming - Manny has no chance...

swimming makes you hard

Originally Posted by koppas

Originally Posted by skel1983

LMAO

Mate if Manny wanted to he would have you out of there in less than 3 minutes.

He says he keeps himself in good shape and goes swimming - Manny has no chance...

Shit mis read that sorry, if ICE has a reasonable butterfly stroke I can see it going to the late rounds with his size and determination maybe being the deciding factor.

I have devised a plan to last a round, at least with Pac. All boxers should use this imo:

1min - 1.30 min running around the ring not even attempting to throw.

Finally given warning

1.30 - 2.30 running and throwing occasional shadow boxing jab about 6ft away from him.

Given point deduction.

2.30 - 3 running around doing Ali shuffle in corners and giving it come on gesture to him which make the crowd laugh and makes the referee scared to spoil the fun by DQ me.

THAT is how you survive a round with Pac

Originally Posted by erics44

swimming makes you hard

Best stay away from the public swimming pools mate, you might find yourself in a spot of bother with the rozzers.

Originally Posted by skel1983

Shit mis read that sorry, if ICE has a reasonable butterfly stroke I can see it going to the late rounds with his size and determination maybe being the deciding factor.

he would be in the deap end

ha ha ahah aha ha haaha ha hahahahaha hhaahahh ha ahahaahaha h ahahaaaaaar

Originally Posted by koppas

Best stay away from the public swimming pools mate, you might find yourself in a spot of bother with fuzz.

is this a willy joke?

Originally Posted by erics44

Originally Posted by koppas

Best stay away from the public swimming pools mate, you might find yourself in a spot of bother with fuzz.

is this a willy joke?

Yes.

Apologies.

Originally Posted by erics44

Originally Posted by skel1983

Shit mis read that sorry, if ICE has a reasonable butterfly stroke I can see it going to the late rounds with his size and determination maybe being the deciding factor.

he would be in the deap end

ha ha ahah aha ha haaha ha hahahahaha hhaahahh ha ahahaahaha h ahahaaaaaar

It would deffo be sink or swim time for Manny.

It would go one of two ways

1. I get DQed for repeated low blows in the first minute.

2. I get caught and sparked attempting low blows in the first minute.


I'm thinking #2 is much more likely.

I'd go the distance.

Doubt I'd be able to speak or walk again but I'd definitely go the full 4 rounds.