Thread: Soaps

Originally Posted by Memphis

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Soaps are sick and degenerate. They are distraction and disintegration and should be erased. All soaps should be replaced with informative documentaries and alternative news. I am not joking.

People are in a slump because they think working all day in an office, coming home and having dinner and then slouching in front of TV is all that one can do and it is the pits, it is the end. It is death invited.

It is what one should resist and fight against. By not watching a soap is the first stand in reclaiming existence.

Video games. That is all.

Silly argument. A good game is better than any television and many films.

A soap doesn't end. It is a bunch of people on a street. It never ends.

A story needs a start, a middle, and an end.

I don't mind the odd soap, bit partial to some Home and Away to be honest, love the fact main characters get killed at random and the stories are full of action, drugs and gangsters.

Still tell the mrs I hate it though, just so she owes me tv time when I need to call it in!

I would be upset if it was fat Derrick, how realistic is that?

Kat is a class and sophisticated woman.

Ian Beale seems to do all right

It actually a shame Derek is getting killed off as he was a good character... his real life dad is the real gangster Freddie Foreman

Is anything happening in Corrie? Not watched it since Dosie Rosie Webster left.

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Originally Posted by Memphis

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Soaps are sick and degenerate. They are distraction and disintegration and should be erased. All soaps should be replaced with informative documentaries and alternative news. I am not joking.

People are in a slump because they think working all day in an office, coming home and having dinner and then slouching in front of TV is all that one can do and it is the pits, it is the end. It is death invited.

It is what one should resist and fight against. By not watching a soap is the first stand in reclaiming existence.

Video games. That is all.

Silly argument. A good game is better than any television and many films.

A soap doesn't end. It is a bunch of people on a street. It never ends.

A story needs a start, a middle, and an end.

Sorry mate but I disagree as I have done many times. Your video game might have a start, middle, end but I see it as no more or less of a waste of time as watching a soap that never ends.

You might get some stimulation from playing your video games alone, personally I think there's more to be gained from watching a couple of hours shit TV with your family.

Carrott and coriander is my fave

Originally Posted by Mattyhitman

Carrott and coriander is my fave

Some cunts got to go and gay it up havent they?

Cant we have a manly discussion about soaps without someone churning up thoughts of soapy arse cracks, probably in prison, heavily tattooed guy...

Sorry I drifted off for a minute there.

It was Derrick!!!

Me and Saddo had that sussed and his killer is deffo one of those Brannings now (come on Abi )

I only watch soaps for the babes showing their baps. Do not care for the storyline just their baps. Kat nearly had hers out.

Originally Posted by Master

I only watch soaps for the babes showing their baps. Do not care for the storyline just their baps. Kat nearly had hers out.

That was her knee caps mate.Dont watch soaps but there used to be
loads of fit birds in Holyoaks,is this still the case chaps.

Remember with Neighbours and they had the twins, Natalie Imbrugelia and the hot British babe back in the day.

The films this year over the Christmas period are shockingly poor.

Originally Posted by Mattyhitman

Originally Posted by Master

I am going to start watching Emmerdale, you cunts should have told me about the babes in it earlier!!!!

This will be your new Rosie Webster mate:

She is fuckin beautiful!! I think I seen her once on celebrity Family Fortunes. But if Roxanne Pallett couldn't get me to watch Emmerdale then Sophie Anderson can't either, it's an awful show. The theme tune alone makes me feel nauseous.

I used to watch Eastenders as that's the only soap that feels real but I don't bother now. Will Smith is a big fan of Eastenders apparently. I once met Reg Holdsworth and Jackie Dixon from Brookside at Butlins

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I like corrie better than enders this year