Thread: Super Powers

What would you do if you had these super powers for the benefit of mankind?

invisibility,
strength,
flight,
speed,
regeneration/healing power,
shape shift,
read minds

Originally Posted by Master

What would you do if you had these super powers for the benefit of mankind?

invisibility,
strength,
flight,
speed,
regeneration/healing power,
shape shift,
read minds

Your powers would be let me think, I no to shaggy like a beast.

Loads of really cool, self indulging things. Also the occasional heroics too, no costume though.

Originally Posted by 0james0

Loads of really cool, self indulging things. Also the occasional heroics too, no costume though.

You would be naked and dangerous.

Originally Posted by Master

Originally Posted by 0james0

Loads of really cool, self indulging things. Also the occasional heroics too, no costume though.

You would be naked and dangerous.

I'd be one smiling mother fucker!

I always wanted to fly, so I ended up flying...a kite. (Actually, I like flying kites)
Seriously, I've always wanted to have a helicopter ever since I was a kid when I saw one landing right near me. Couldn't imagine then how a huge truck like that could fly.

Originally Posted by Master

What would you do if you had these super powers for the benefit of mankind?

invisibility,
strength,
flight,
speed,
regeneration/healing power,
shape shift,
read minds

Gosh @Master, you've been thinking again dude.

Out of all those, I'd choose healing power, think of all the good you could do for mankind.

cheers and happy holidays to you and yours mate.

Originally Posted by Master

What would you do if you had these super powers for the benefit of mankind?

invisibility,
strength,
flight,
speed,
regeneration/healing power,
shape shift,
read minds

Flight.

Originally Posted by Master

What would you do if you had these super powers for the benefit of mankind?

invisibility,
strength,
flight,
speed,
regeneration/healing power,
shape shift,
read minds

Interesting you are asking what would you do if you had all of these powers!

Some are choosing a power out of all of them which is also an interesting thing to think about.

I would read the minds of pedophiles,rapists or murders . Go invisible, follow them when they got ready to do their evil deed I would ram an invisible baseball bat clean up their ass and with super strength kick it home for them. Heal the original victim of all their trauma and take them on a dragon style shape shifting flight just to top the night off.

Choose one .. Invisible powers, you would have to think stuff out alot more carefully but you could do anything for free and help anyone you chose to incognito.

To drink large amounts of beer without being sick, to be irresistible to women, to be loved by
one and all.

Invisibility to see Jessica Ennis in the shower.
strength to pick up Buckingham Palace and throw it to the moon.
flight to lift David Cameron into space and drop him back to earth.
speed to go back in time and bring back Jimmy Saville to face justice.
regeneration/healing power to box Floyd Mayweather and beat the crap out of him.
shape shift into Jay Z to have sex with Beyonze.
read minds in a £1 million prize poker game.

thought provoking

Off the top I'd say flight. But honestly there is a good chance I'd fly into a wall or some shit and kill myself. Not to mention getting insurance would be impossible. Its one that all would 'notice' as well. People would bug the shit out of you for a free ride or to give the kids a whirl Imagine a combination of strength + flight . Now you are talking about a cash cow!

Shape shift is very tempting though I've never been good at bullshiting people and wearing a mask. People shape shift all day its just I'd be a literal master. Also anything I wanted to do with invicibility I could achieve with shape shift. Would you gain the same physical perks etc?

For the benefit of others regeneration healing would be obvious. In the animal field I'd be a billionaire. Matter of time before some religious nut jobs would be stalking you though, power of the divine and all that stuff. Not to mention the medical insurance giants would sue the Hell out of you. Eventually you would come across someone you didn't actually want to heal...right? Then what?

Mind reading could be great but one you could not 'turn off'. It would seem to drive you mad over time. Mind reading could just be a short jog into schiophrenia before you know it Also alot of things you just don't want to know.

Spicoli certaintly knows how to screw up a thread.

Originally Posted by Master

What would you do if you had these super powers for the benefit of mankind?

invisibility,
strength,
flight,
speed,
regeneration/healing power,
shape shift,
read minds

You forgot the most important one, mate, the pornographic vision, err x-ray vision, I mean. That way, you don't have to argue with saddo about setting up a porn board anymore, that whole world will be The porn board...