Thread: It's Super F*cking Bowl weekend!!!

Originally Posted by TitoFan

Originally Posted by Mars_ax

Bal wins - final 34-31 - the end of the game kinda sucked, when the Niners receiver was held in the end zone on 4th down. But when you get down to it SF had 3 other chances to score and failed, give the Ravens credit for playing "D".

Except for the ending, that was a good game, and i'm not a fan of either team.

Niners have a 1st and goal at the 7 with plenty of time left. They have a QB in Kaepernick who's perfectly capable of running it in, with 4 cracks at the end zone. So what do they do? They throw it 3 out of the 4 times. Dumbass play calling, as usual.
They deserved to lose.

Damn those Ravens. I wanted Peyton to have a crack at the Super Bowl with his new team... Ravens beat the Broncos. I wanted Brady to win another Super Bowl... the Ravens beat the Patriots. Finally, I wanted the Ravens to lose the SB so I wouldn't have to hear Ray Lewis' self promotion and shameless patting himself on the back. The Ravens beat the 49ers.

I'm fucking snakebitten.

Right, they should have just ran it 3 or 4 times, and chances are they would have scored, but they blew it an have noone to blame but themselves.

Damn. My hangover is much like what I expected it to be. I was drunk by the time kick off came around. Going to watch it again today to see how it all came in.

I don't see what is super about a bowl. Men in helmets taking part in the most tedious of all sports (golf included) and the highlight being 3rd rate performers coming on during the break and it being so bland that people applaud the advertisements. American sports are just awful. Basketball, American football, baseball. Those 3 are the most depressing sports of all time. I hate golf, but I would sooner watch that than any of those other ones. There is just something about them that just seems aesthetically unappealing.

The Cory Spinks fight was the most significant event last weekend and it had Teddy Atlas. Fuck Beyonce and many a man would/has, but give me Teddy Atlas any day of the week.

Originally Posted by Gandalf

I don't see what is super about a bowl. Men in helmets taking part in the most tedious of all sports (golf included) and the highlight being 3rd rate performers coming on during the break and it being so bland that people applaud the advertisements. American sports are just awful. Basketball, American football, baseball. Those 3 are the most depressing sports of all time. I hate golf, but I would sooner watch that than any of those other ones. There is just something about them that just seems aesthetically unappealing.

The Cory Spinks fight was the most significant event last weekend and it had Teddy Atlas. Fuck Beyonce and many a man would/has, but give me Teddy Atlas any day of the week.

Man you are getting really boring.

Titofan are you near/in Bayamon?

Originally Posted by killersheep

Originally Posted by Gandalf

I don't see what is super about a bowl. Men in helmets taking part in the most tedious of all sports (golf included) and the highlight being 3rd rate performers coming on during the break and it being so bland that people applaud the advertisements. American sports are just awful. Basketball, American football, baseball. Those 3 are the most depressing sports of all time. I hate golf, but I would sooner watch that than any of those other ones. There is just something about them that just seems aesthetically unappealing.

The Cory Spinks fight was the most significant event last weekend and it had Teddy Atlas. Fuck Beyonce and many a man would/has, but give me Teddy Atlas any day of the week.

Man you are getting really boring.

This is a Profound Bowl thread and I am the boring one? I certainly don't recall dominating this thread, so you must be reading other things. Those with nothing to say at all are the boring ones and those that follow sports like US football or baseball are even more dull. Every American sport is a poor imitation of a British one. American football is a homosexual rugby. Baseball is rounders without mullets. And basketball is just...well, that is your own....it is daft. The difference is that those sports do not conquer Britain. America has never invented a decent sport. I detest my nation, but it has produced sports worth watching. What could be worse than to be a detestable nation and have no worthwhile sports? I know which I prefer.

You can think I am boring all you want, but I quite like that because in these posts I am not trying to be flashy. I think they are funny, but if a silly man wants to be upset that I think his sport is daft then so be it. I have no objection to being classed as boring which is somewhat akin to the Enlightened Copulating Vessel.

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Originally Posted by killersheep

Originally Posted by Gandalf

I don't see what is super about a bowl. Men in helmets taking part in the most tedious of all sports (golf included) and the highlight being 3rd rate performers coming on during the break and it being so bland that people applaud the advertisements. American sports are just awful. Basketball, American football, baseball. Those 3 are the most depressing sports of all time. I hate golf, but I would sooner watch that than any of those other ones. There is just something about them that just seems aesthetically unappealing.

The Cory Spinks fight was the most significant event last weekend and it had Teddy Atlas. Fuck Beyonce and many a man would/has, but give me Teddy Atlas any day of the week.

Man you are getting really boring.

This is a Profound Bowl thread and I am the boring one? I certainly don't recall dominating this thread, so you must be reading other things. Those with nothing to say at all are the boring ones and those that follow sports like US football or baseball are even more dull. Every American sport is a poor imitation of a British one. American football is a homosexual rugby. Baseball is rounders without mullets. And basketball is just...well, that is your own....it is daft. The difference is that those sports do not conquer Britain. America has never invented a decent sport. I detest my nation, but it has produced sports worth watching. What could be worse than to be a detestable nation and have no worthwhile sports? I know which I prefer.

You can think I am boring all you want, but I quite like that because in these posts I am not trying to be flashy. I think they are funny, but if a silly man wants to be upset that I think his sport is daft then so be it. I have no objection to being classed as boring which is somewhat akin to the Enlightened Copulating Vessel.

It's not my sport, nor am I upset. You're just boring, keep drawing it out though it's not making it anymore interesting.

Originally Posted by killersheep

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Originally Posted by killersheep

Originally Posted by Gandalf

I don't see what is super about a bowl. Men in helmets taking part in the most tedious of all sports (golf included) and the highlight being 3rd rate performers coming on during the break and it being so bland that people applaud the advertisements. American sports are just awful. Basketball, American football, baseball. Those 3 are the most depressing sports of all time. I hate golf, but I would sooner watch that than any of those other ones. There is just something about them that just seems aesthetically unappealing.

The Cory Spinks fight was the most significant event last weekend and it had Teddy Atlas. Fuck Beyonce and many a man would/has, but give me Teddy Atlas any day of the week.

Man you are getting really boring.

This is a Profound Bowl thread and I am the boring one? I certainly don't recall dominating this thread, so you must be reading other things. Those with nothing to say at all are the boring ones and those that follow sports like US football or baseball are even more dull. Every American sport is a poor imitation of a British one. American football is a homosexual rugby. Baseball is rounders without mullets. And basketball is just...well, that is your own....it is daft. The difference is that those sports do not conquer Britain. America has never invented a decent sport. I detest my nation, but it has produced sports worth watching. What could be worse than to be a detestable nation and have no worthwhile sports? I know which I prefer.

You can think I am boring all you want, but I quite like that because in these posts I am not trying to be flashy. I think they are funny, but if a silly man wants to be upset that I think his sport is daft then so be it. I have no objection to being classed as boring which is somewhat akin to the Enlightened Copulating Vessel.

It's not my sport, nor am I upset.

Well, your entire 2 sentences make me think you are riveting too. Such an enlightened fella and not in the least boring. It must be in the power of the elongated vowel and the drawn weapon.

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Well, your entire 2 sentences make me think you are riveting too. Such an enlightened fella and not in the least boring. It must be in the power of the elongated vowel and the drawn weapon.

Shouldn't you be cutting yourself right about now you mopey little shitstain?

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Well, your entire 2 sentences make me think you are riveting too. Such an enlightened fella and not in the least boring. It must be in the power of the elongated vowel and the drawn weapon.

Shouldn't you be cutting yourself right about now you mopey little shitstain?

I'm twice as fast as you. You would be hung before you even see me.

Welcome back, Lyle.

Originally Posted by Gandalf

I'm twice as fast as you. You would be hung before you even see me.

Welcome back, Lyle.

Fuck off you miserable little twat-waffle

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Fuck Beyonce and many a man would/has, but give me Teddy Atlas any day of the week.

After seeing Beyonce's intro I thought Sugar Ray Robinson would enter the ring.

Losing respect as the 49er players and fans are crying over a good no-call especially considering the fact that Crabtree was pushing off. #29 for the 9ers held Boldin throughout the whole game so stop whining. Btw, is it me or is Ed Reed pure class. I noticed how after the game while all the other Ravens were celebrating he was consoling and greeting various 49er players congratulating them on their season. With his injury problems 5he past few years I wouldn't be suprised if he decides to hang 'em up as well.

Sounded like a good game. The lights went off which happened on Saturday when Fulham played Man Utd. It happened a couple of years ago and it was discovered to be a betting syndicate in the south east Asia who were setting it up.

Originally Posted by killersheep

Titofan are you near/in Bayamon?

No, bro... I'm in Luquillo.
Are you in PR?