I don't know whether this network is even watched or available in the UK.... but it certainly has grown quite a bit over the years in the U.S. So to those familiar with the network and its programming (ahem.... Lyle), what are some of your pet peeves with the network or any of its programs or personalities? I've got a small list started, and thought this as good a place as any to put some of them down. So..... in no particular order......
1. Neil Everett and his sidekick clown.
Who the f*ck decided that ESPN needed clowns to do the sports?? I used to like to watch SportsCenter. Now I cringe every time I have to look at Neil's ridiculously smug face. Is it just me? Or is he trying to emulate Will Ferrell? Seems like in every show they try to outdo the last show with the cracks and very unfunny jokes. If I want standup, I'll tune into Comedy Central. I wish they'd kick Everett out on his lame ass.
2. Stephen A. Smith and his endless rants.
I posted on this on another thread. Who the f*ck does this guy think he is? He constantly ratchets up the volume on his rants and it won't be long before he starts calling people stupid and morons on the air. I can see the fellow sportscasters cringe when he takes the mike. Fool thinks he's the show, and is sadly mistaken. I think Paxtom nailed it on the head when he quipped that he goes by Stephen A. Smith, 'cause he'd sound less important if he went by Stevie Smith. I've had the chance to watch a little more of Stevie with Mayweather and the only remaining question on my mind is........... Does he spit? Or swallow?
3. Skip Bayless.
Where do they dredge UP these characters? This guy looks and talks like a cartoon character, complete with tinted hair, and wannabe boyish looks and expressions. He likes to play the foil to Stevie, and together it's enough to make a viewer chuck his lunch.
4. Hyping the "unhypable".
I'm all for sports. I love sports. But I like to watch sporting competitions, not boring trash. Whose bright idea was it to start televising the....... (cough)........ "World Series of Poker"?? Take that man out behind the barn and execute the shit out of him. Poker?? FFS. Now they're hyping the crap out of the NFL draft (coming up tomorrow night). Really? Team X picks Player Y. And so on and so forth. I love football and the NFL. But believe me.... I can wait until the next day and read about it in the news. Every year they want to make the event bigger and bigger. What's next..... walks on the red carpet, Oscars-style? Bah! Not too big on weigh-ins, either. But that's just my opinion. I'm sure watching two grown men strip down to their skivvies and stepping on a scale, and then standing a few inches from each other's faces is exciting to some, but again..... I can read about it later, or maybe even watch a highlight or two if there was some pushing and shoving.
5. Tony Kornheiser in Pardon the Interruption crazily waving the Canadian flag.
While the program itself is borderline obnoxious, I can sort of put up with it for a few minutes. But what's with the frantic flag waving at the end of the segment? I'd like to take the flag and shove it up the guy's ass.
I'm sure there's plenty more..... but those are off the top of my head.
Bookmarks