No headgear. 12 round title fight. No standing 8. 8 ounce gloves. No ring card girls.
50 thousand big ones.
Cash.
No post fight interviews.
No headgear. 12 round title fight. No standing 8. 8 ounce gloves. No ring card girls.
50 thousand big ones.
Cash.
No post fight interviews.
Oh, .... And mandatory rematch clause.
aye
Officially the only saddo who has had a girlfriend
Hell yea I reckon I would last maybe 30 seconds 1 min maximum so 50k for a few punches yes please I'll take that. Now if it was someone like a prime Mike Tyson then fuck that
Haha I like that fight strategy. I was thinking that I could probably survive three rounds. I know that sounds wildly fantastic and delusionally optimistic what to say the very least but I think there is a way between running about the ring and clenching and wasting time and even throwing some wild punches that you can probably make it into the third round.
ive been hit off heavyweights, just your average club nothing special hobbiest heavyweights and they hit hard
I cant imagine how hard the good professional heavies hit let alone a pomp tyson
Officially the only saddo who has had a girlfriend
Hmm, could the money be withheld for taking a dive? It would kind of depend on what his intentions were. If he wanted to hurt me, there's a good chance he would take more time off my life or at least quality of life than it would take to earn the dough another way. MAybe if there were ring card girls who would also double as live in nurses to help me recover?
I would take the fight for half that...Only problem is that GGG has been ducking me for 18 months now
I call him in the middle of the night and tell him his mother is a whore, even that can't get him riled enough to step in the ring with me.
"Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it."
George Foreman
Sure.
Just wear a face mask of andre ward and GGG won't make it past the weigh in.
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