Many people around the world dance. There are many styles of dance and different kinds of music to dance to. I imagine in Afghanistan where music was banned, they just danced to the strains of the breeze in the air. Dancing is something I have never understood. I do not partake in it myself. I look at others dancing and just think 'You look really, really stupid'. I guess it is one reason I never dance, but I also do not get the urge to dance. I like to walk, or occasionally punch the air, but I do not dance. Maybe it is some kind of mating ritual, but if it is I am surprised it works. Maybe it is for the simple people of the world, the people that lack sentence structures, lexical variation or the random genetic luck of a pretty face. Dancing is perhaps for the more animalistic among us to invite other more animalistic types into a pre-mating frenzy. I am only guessing for I do not dance and do not understand the process. I am pretty and verbose and have no need to shake my booty. It is just not for me.
So, my second Christmas Day poser is this.....Do you dance? You may also offer an explanation of your vote if you are still sober enough. Thank you for your kind attendance. Merry Christmas, Saddomites!
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