TV personalities you'd like to give a 1-way ticket to Mars

[TitoFan]

I'll start.

Maggie Jessup

I've seen her ugly face on TV a couple of times now, and it's always on some documentary about how some celebrity f*cked up. One was Michael Vick, and another was Wesley Snipes. Damn... I can't stand her smug, ugly face. She can hardly contain her contempt for the people she speaks about. Particularly Michael Vick, the disgraced NFL star who did prison time for dog fighting. Never mind the guy did his time and has since done everything in his power to atone for his sins. This wrinkled, ugly broad talks with a sneer on her face. I'd hate to be a target of hers.

Chris Matthews

This asshole thinks he's TV royalty or something. He shouts constantly... interrupts the very people he asks questions of... and is an overbearing, obnoxious jerk. One of these days someone is going to get up and beat the shit out of him, or at least tell him to go to hell. Can't stand this dude.

Neil Everett

Someone tell this incredible dumbass he's not funny. Unfortunately he seems to have started a trend, to where all ESPN Sportscenter anchors feel they have to make us laugh to entertain us. Hey morons.... we're tuning in to get sports news, not laugh at your stupid one-liners. What makes Neil even more obnoxious is his perpetual shitty grin, like he's on drugs or something. They should can his ass. I hope one day he says something stupid to the point where they have to get rid of his ass. Then he seems to have a mancrush on Barry Melrose, ex-NHL player. Geez, Neil.... get a room or something. What a clown.



There's more, but those are off the top of my head.

[Batman]

James Fucking Corden, fucking fat animalistic cunt, I despise the very fact that the cock womble is alive, I hate him and it seems as if the orrible cunt is mocking me constantly because he seems to be everywhere, which shouldn't really surprise me because of the size of the fat fuck, the cunt is even on a fucking christmas advert pretending he can sing.

Look at me I'm the fat jolly fella, everyone has to love me because I'm a lads lad and I'm full of banter, come on lads lets go down the pub and have a few pints and I'll talk to you in a really condesending and patronising way, you'll think I'm a great bloke but really I'm sneering at you because I'm a disgusting fucking cunt, well FUCK you Corden, all you are lacking is a fucking bullet between the eyes you cunt.

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[vidgil]

Nancy Grace
Rev Al Sharpton
Michael Moore

[Spicoli]

Stephen A Smith
Oprah
The chick with the braids and lisp on msnbc
Chef Anne Burrell
Tom Shillue
Jim Lampley

this reminds me an old thread by POB about who would you like to punch in the face

[p4pking]

Nancy Grace
Rev Al Sharpton
Michael Moore

Haha, I haven't even had cable in years so don't really know many current TV personalities, but these are good ones, disgusting human beings!

Basically all of the current late night hosts seem shit to me, Colbert used to be funny playing a character, but being serious isn't his thing. Jimmy Fallon is such a phony, affected type it's cringe worthy. Bill Maher is a smug cunt I would like to slap, even if I agree with him here and there, he just seems insufferable.

[vidgil]

Basically all of the current late night hosts seem shit to me, Colbert used to be funny playing a character, but being serious isn't his thing. Jimmy Fallon is such a phony, affected type it's cringe worthy. Bill Maher is a smug cunt I would like to slap, even if I agree with him here and there, he just seems insufferable.

Agreed! And that's probably why late night show ratings are in the toilet!

[Gandalf]

All of them. I have little time in my life for television or celebrity. It has no meaning.

[Master]

Simon Cowell
Anyone associated with reality TV, x factor, celebrity get me out of here, big brother etc
Trump
Farage
Cameron and Osborne
Blair

[brocktonblockbust]

Trump

How Utterly dare you