Havent been to watch live comedy in years. Went to see Jimmy Carr Sat night as he was local. I guess he's a bit Marmite, I like him, goes to proper dark places.
It was the best of tour so they'd all been done before but it was slick still funny, some genuine fuck me moments. As ever some poor cunt got it in the front row, turned out I knew him and he was a prime target.
Tom his name was.
Statistically 50% of women groom their pubic hair. A grim thought, that means either your Mum or your Nan is rocking a Brazilian. Tom, it's definitely your Nan. Your Mum's looks like someones kicked a hole in a gorillas back.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
Went on a Louis C.K run the other night. Had totally forgot about his show on netflix. Such a dry but pointed delivery.
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