Alright, I need some advice from the man and the women..

[Majesty]

Majesty you seem like a decent guy and i read your story whilst listening to Roy Orbison "i drove all night". I almost got whisked away in the adventure wanting you two to be as one, one heart overcoming adversity and all odds to spend the rest of your lives together in eachothers arms. True love triumphs over all obstacles etc etc etc.

However i turned Roy off and re read it. I think she might have someome else mate in all honesty.

Sorry

I'll keep it in mind

Too much thinking not enough doing !!!

I use to be like Majesty evaulating every single little mood and gesture but now i just jump in feet 1st .

Girls dig confidence baby , you have to look at them and know that you can guarantee them at least once orgasim .!!!

I've never bought a girl jewellry and i never take them to fancy french restuaraunts they can have a Burger or kebab or fuck right off !

Women might think they want a sensitive caring guy who shares their feelings but in all honesty they want to be taken to a picnic area and ruined Doggy style after you've broken out the wine and Scotch Eggs .


My pulling technique is to walk up to a girl and hold their hand and ask if they mind ?

Dont hold out for one girl Majesty listen to Swashbuckling Gordy he's your man , take her to a local beauty Spot have a nice lunch Pork Pies , Cocktail sausages that kinda thing and then ask then make your move !!

Never fails................rout her son rout her !

I am confident. I just don't jump a girls bones every chance I get cause I hold a better respect for them. I'm confident but I won't just jump a girls bones just because.

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

Dude sometimes idiots say stuff thats tongue in cheek , i am one such idiot .

I thought the bit about the cocktail sausages would have given it away .

[bigragu]

That was a long story and I reckon you're thinking too deeply about it. Women don't think us men can be deep, so you need to pander to their stereotypes.

So.......... slip some Rohypnol into her drink and bang her silly while she is unconscious. When she wakes up, if she doesn't call the police, she must have accepted it as a wierd dream (and must therefore have dreamt it before!)

If she does call the police, quickly drill a hole in her skull with a handy power tool and then claim that she is insane as she can't think straight (I mean, she's got a freaking hole in her head, right?)

I really should consider setting up counselling helpline or something, as I think I'm really good at this.

wow......that is friggin horrifing!!!!!!

[X]

That was a long story and I reckon you're thinking too deeply about it. Women don't think us men can be deep, so you need to pander to their stereotypes.

So.......... slip some Rohypnol into her drink and bang her silly while she is unconscious. When she wakes up, if she doesn't call the police, she must have accepted it as a wierd dream (and must therefore have dreamt it before!)

If she does call the police, quickly drill a hole in her skull with a handy power tool and then claim that she is insane as she can't think straight (I mean, she's got a freaking hole in her head, right?)

I really should consider setting up counselling helpline or something, as I think I'm really good at this.

wow......that is friggin horrifing!!!!!!

You sound surprised ..... remember my solution to the cannibalistic baby conundrum?