July 4th my favorite

[walrus]

I’m a big revolutionary war buff. I have the week of the fourth off and I’m going balls to the wall. What originally started as having 10 people over for a cookout has now turned to 35-40. I’m renting tents, a massive grill , bought a bunch of fireworks, corn, burgers, hotdogs and various salads etc. A friend from work, who was a serious musician for years is setting up a trio, drums, bass and guitar. I’m having food delivered by a catering place but will cook the burgers and dogs myself. Have a shitload of fireworks and an acre in my backyard to set everything up. This is going to be a bit insane but I figure it is my turn to do it as someone in my group ends up doing one every year. This is much more costly than I thought, I’m already planning on having the cops over as the fireworks will be a big display and these small town cops will take notice. Three years ago when they came they just told me to becareful, stop by 10p (which we didn’t) and the cop ended up watching them for about 10 minutes. My wife is getting out of hand inviting people and as she tells me all the stuff “we” will do to set up it means “me” will have a lot of work to do. Shit, I can’t back out now.

[Master]

What happened on the 4th July and why is is so special?

[brocktonblockbust]

The British defeated the British

[Master]

The British defeated the British

We always beat ourselves every 4 years in the world cup.

[brocktonblockbust]

The British defeated the British

We always beat ourselves every 4 years in the world cup.

The white British who were here in New Jersey and New York and Connecticut decided to defeat the white British who were in London.

[walrus]

What happened on the 4th July and why is is so special?

Blow me

[walrus]

Shit now that I read this I had a panic attack, how do u cook for 35 people. Shit maybe it will rain real heavy and no one will come.

[Gandalf]

Don't have a panic attack, Walrus. They are the pits. Nothing worse than the dying feeling as William Burroughs used to call it. You will be fine. Deep breathing and remember to turn over the burgers.

[walrus]

Don't have a panic attack, Walrus. They are the pits. Nothing worse than the dying feeling as William Burroughs used to call it. You will be fine. Deep breathing and remember to turn over the burgers.

Thanks miles I feel better. I also ordered 25 ribeye stakes. I thought about getting 35 but I doubt everyone will show.

[Gandalf]

Wish I could be there, but I am always there in your heart.

[Master]

What happened on the 4th July and why is is so special?

Blow me

Hope 50 turn up and they think you are the worst host ever.

[brocktonblockbust]

What happened on the 4th July and why is is so special?

Blow me

Hope 50 turn up and they think you are the worst host ever.

#FellatioForBBQsystem75StrawberryLane

[Fenster]

An acre in a "backyard?" What the funk do you call a garden then? A Farm? And you live in a place where the cops come to supervise a party? I always thought those remote American lifestyles were more fiction than reality. Cool.

[walrus]

An acre in a "backyard?" What the funk do you call a garden then? A Farm? And you live in a place where the cops come to supervise a party? I always thought those remote American lifestyles were more fiction than reality. Cool.

It’s a small town I live in with a part time police force. They came because we bought those professional grade fireworks which are technically illegal. If they wanted to bust balls they could have have confiscated them but they actually stayed to watch them for a bit. They even complimented the fireworks. Although I have about an Acre and a half and it’s a small town I’m a twenty five minute ride from 2 of my states bigger cities. Just for the record fireworks are legal in my state up to a certain grade or class but we found a hook up for the big stuff. When you launch those in your back yard the cops are going to notice. Eighty percent of the time cops here will interact well if you aren’t being an ass. If I gave them shit they would have taken all my fireworks, since I was cool they hung out and bullshitted for ten minutes. Of course denilson would say it’s because I’m white but my gatherings are usually #diverse.

[El Kabong]

Yeah the 4th is a great time my entire neighborhood will come together for fireworks. People will have cookouts, my wife will be at work so I might just have a nice bourbon and smoke and just chill out.