One of my favourite websites is
ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies - New Movie Reviews and Previews!. The film review site.. I always like to look up movies that i've watched to see what others think of it..
The thing is, no matter how good I think it is, or even how good others have thought it is,,, there will always be some miserable, pesemistic, cynical wanker asshole critisizing it saying it "tries to be to much" or "a total waste of the viewers time" or whatever...
I have seen some movies that have compeletely held my undying attention for 2 hours, and afterwards have left me feeling like that was the best 2 hours I have ever spent... Yet i'll go on their and some or the critics will write a review of it that puts it right up their with having diarea or herpes... I mean, I understand everyone has tastes, but you have to remember that these movies are made to ENTERTAIN.. They are not all setting out to be shakespear reincarnated.. But they write about them like they are peices of shit!
I honestly beleive that these "critics"... These "experts",,, are just people who were picked on and bullied their whole lives, their wives have left them, their childred hate them, they are butt ugly and no one will ever be attracted to them, they can't even keep a pet because the pet runs away,,,, and they are just compeletely miserable fucks that wouldn't know how to be happy if it came up to them and bit their fucking noses off...
They think they are intelligent and "insightful" using big ugly words to describe a movie that for some reason, the rest of the world loved... But I can see right through their review into their useless waste of space excuse for a life, and they have problems that obviously run way way deeper than having to watch a "good" movie for 2 hours..
My example here is of Movie critics,,,, but i'm sure food critics etc are all the same..
What I say to them is, take your bad reviews and shove them up your ass!!! If you were a true movie buff, you would see ALL movies for what they are, and would appreciate a LOT more of them that what you do.... You obviously have a miserable poof stick stuck up your ass, and need that removed firstly... But then you can fuck off, and leave movies to the people who actually LIKE them... Get a job being a bitch receptionist somewhere where you can gossip and bitch about how much you hate your neighbour because of how she wears green clothes mixed with blue..
GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! GROW UP!!!! GET A PRESCRIPTION OF VALIUM!! TAKE ALL OF THEM AT ONCE!!! AND LEAVE THE MOVIE WATCHING TO TRUE PROFESSIONALS!!! LIKE ME!!! WHO LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!
Fuck off and find a different job... Their are other ways to get out your frustration over the fact your fat, ugly, wrinkly wife won't fuck you anymore,,,, so go find one of those ways, and quit flinging shit at genuinally good movies,, just because you have a pole up your ass!!
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