I'm Going To Die My Hair

[greynotsoold]

As you may have guessed, I am totally grey. Silver, if I'm feeling good and, if I must say so myself, it makes me look very distinguished. On a bad day, when I'm hungover, for example, I look like Santa's sorta ratty older brother.
Today, just an hour or so ago, I was at the market buying a bottle of Yellow Tail Sangria wine, which I am drinking now. Chilled and over ice. I'm standing in line and the woman behind me asks me if I liked this type of wine. I had never had it until now and told her so. She starts in about how she has this recipe that calls for sangria wine, but it is a recipe for two, and it takes a while to cook. But if I really like Sangria...
She had to be at least 64, 65.

[Fenster]

Thinly veiled I can still pull birds thread. High Five Grandpa

[Spicoli]

Its only when you go from 'cougars' to Sabertooths that you realize your true inner player

[Dia bando]

Be careful you may just be one more notch, on the old girls bed post.

[Andre]

The women who show interest in me, makes me feel like dying.

I know the feeling.

[Dark Lord Al]

As you may have guessed, I am totally grey. Silver, if I'm feeling good and, if I must say so myself, it makes me look very distinguished. On a bad day, when I'm hungover, for example, I look like Santa's sorta ratty older brother.
Today, just an hour or so ago, I was at the market buying a bottle of Yellow Tail Sangria wine, which I am drinking now. Chilled and over ice. I'm standing in line and the woman behind me asks me if I liked this type of wine. I had never had it until now and told her so. She starts in about how she has this recipe that calls for sangria wine, but it is a recipe for two, and it takes a while to cook. But if I really like Sangria...
She had to be at least 64, 65.

Don't rule it out buddy , she was the youngest and best offer you have had in years.

[Andre]

To dye or not to die, this is the question.

[Dia bando]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=YcaSjytGpn0
Die that hair attract women how about this one if your heart can take it.

[Master]

I will shave my head instead.

[Andre]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=YcaSjytGpn0
Die that hair attract women how about this one if your heart can take it.

I could take that one surfing and I wouldnt need my floaties any more.