What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
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What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
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HA!
A Bear walks into a bar and says "Bartender I'll have a rum..................and coke" the bartender says "Why the big pause(paws)?"
"Oh I've had them all my life"
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Whats the difference between a Male Chav & Female Chav
The Female Chav has a higher sperm count.
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Jewish fella had a huge hard on. Walked in to a brick wall and broke his nose
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Haha!
What do you call an Indian wearing a Burberry cap?
Chavinder.
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whats the difference between a chav girl and a walrus?
one has a moustace and smells of fish, the others a walrus
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I guess chavs are the English versions of wiggers? If that's the case I dislike them as much as emo's and tree hugging hippies and I have but 3 words to say to them
GET A JOB!
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yeah we call them scangers/scumbags here but didn't know if anyone would
know what i was talking about!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanger
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.....I call them worthless....or Eminem either one fits
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We call the boys "neds" and the girls "wee skanky hairies".
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Doctor tells a blonde she's pregnant.....blonde says "Are you sure it's mine?"
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Wht did god invent orgasms??
So that (fill in ethnic slur here..I use the "N" word) would know when to stop f#cking!
P.S. please don't accuse me of being racist, I am part black........
.......from the waist down!
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Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
Bartender: "What can I get you?"
Guy: "Just a beer please... and one for the road."
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A young blond woman went into a bank to withdraw some money.
For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself.
She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right."
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An aggie walks into bar with aheaping pile of shit in his hand.. he says to everyone " Look what I almost stepped in " !
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