Audley Harrison.
Honestly, I almost felt sorry for the deluded, usless fraud until I remembered the 1.2 million A-Farce is getting paid.
Fuck, I'm not a Heavyweight or a world class profesional boxer... I would have also had the shit kicked out of me... but I would of gave it a better go than that, I would at leas fucking try. I think I'd stand a decent chance of matching Harrison's performance of landing one half arsed, glancing jab.
Fuck me, be almost as active as a corpse for 6 minutes and then take a moderate beat down for 30 seconds, for 1.2 million?! Count me in, where do I sign? Forgot the chance that I also have the opportunity to also win a world title, the money will do me (that wasn't a quote from Harrison but I may have just read his mind?)
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