Today i was coming to a roundabout with all cars turing left towards a busy junction which basically takes you to Gatwick or London i was taking the next turning left so obviously Im keeoing my eyes right .
Being a little bit presumptious ive kept speed with the traffic and have slowed down just enough in 2nd gear ready for a break in traffic allowing me to pass when a car comes round the roundabout without indicating causing me to stop not suddenly because I'm not going fast enough but enough for the woman in the car to see me giving her a mouthfall !
I follow her to the next junction and it turns out its my neighbour who i like ( quite fancy actually even though she's bout 50 ) .
I switch the PC on and log onto Saddos when i hear some cunt trying to bang my fucking door down !
Its her old man- her lover whose in his 30s who wants to give me a piece of his mind , basically its taken the wet prick bout 21 seconds to back down after ive threatened to arsehole him on my fucking drive !
I wasnt really that pissed off i didnt gesture to her or look at her as i was parking up but i did notice she bolted in doors without saying hello which i thought was strange , this was an hour ago and ive just sat down from the arguement which was not more than 10 minutes ago and im still shaking
I've even got a suspicion she's called him at work to come round and have aho at me the prick ,he even parked his Mercedes behind my Van which is on the drive the cheeky fucker .
I like this neighbour but what shes done is a bit cuntish it was minor road rage at best and now im part angry part dissapointed and part confused !
What was she expecting me to , she was in the wrong but it was forgotten about 30 seconds later and yet she either wants me battered or her old man is getting the wrong end of the stick and i've either got to make the peace or start a firebombing/harresment campaign
Having a day off today and now i'm too angry to wank/eat/shave/bath/go shopping/do the garden ( did i say wank )
I feel calmer now ... ill probably delete this message later
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