Two Irishmen are out hunting in the woods together one day, shooting for rabbits.
Anyways the older of the two has a bad ticker and after a couple hours running around his heart gives out and he collapses.
In panic his friend dials for an ambulance, and when the operator picks up he starts screaming at her 'My friend is dead, help me my friend is dead'.
The operater tries to calm the man down talking to him softly and says to him, 'Sir calm down, take a deep breath. I need you to check your friend properly, are you sure he's dead?
The phone goes silent then the operator hears a gunshot fired.
The man comes back on the phone, 'Yes I'm sure he's dead, now what?'
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