Originally Posted by
JT Rock
Originally Posted by
bilbo
Right now it has to be Mayweather. I don't understand the logic of dismissing Mayweather's speed. Speed is part of his defense and right now he's fast. He might slow in 3 years time and then not have as good a defense but right now he's clearly got the better defense.
Winky is getting increasingly flat footed these days. In his last 3 fights he probably got hit more than any other fights in his career.
Floyd's defense is better.
Exactly Bilbs great point... Just like your defense is effective of biting ankles and Large ogres in the ballz HAHA!! so how does a Hobbit celebrate Christmas anyway LOL!!!
Thanks JT,
returned buddy.
Actually us hobbits don't celebrate christmas at all, the man you call Christ never came to our world, instead we got sent Radaghast the Brown, but he was more interested in saving animals than men so they sent us Saruman, and well he turned to the dark side so we got our true messiah Gandalf the Grey.
Just like your Christ he stood face to face with evil and died to save others, including my little nephew Frodo.
Then after a period deep in the bowels of the earth he rose again and became Gandalf the White.
Trouble is, just like your Christ, he didn't like the rest of us having much fun, and told me I had to give up my ring.
Unfotunately though unlike your Christ he can't promise eternal life, (although my F****** little ring did- the kunt) but he does promise to put on a good firework display.
More unfortunately still as Guy Fawkes wasn't from our world either we don't really have a need for fireworks so Gandalf is pretty pointless as a saviour.
And of course all of this says nothing about the rumours of his homesexuality.
To be honest, I now wish I'd giving him the finger instead of my ring and told him to stick his stories of eternal darkness and the destruction of my own little ring being absolutely essential for salvation to all of mankind.
Looking back I should have said to him 'Gandalf, you old senile wanker I'm a hobbit not a man, I couldn't give a tuppeny F*** about the salvation of mankind. You want a ring? Well kiss this one you a-hole
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Then I could have turned myself invisible, headbutted his ballbags and hotfooted it to Buckland.
I regret it every waking day.
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