JCVD makes his funny noises when punching chuck norris black belt off his waist.

Chuck norris sticks his big toe in JCVD face and sends him flying to Belgium.

JCVD buys a air ticket back to the states to fight norris, finds him and does

a big flying kick, but misses and hits wesley snipes, who is on the run from the

po-po. The police arrest snipes for tax fruad and JCVD is hailed a heor.

Chuck vows revenge for not being the hero in this story!

Mahahahahaha!