Conversation with the wife
X's wife asks him, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee for breakfast?"
I declined. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," I said. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked me if I would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
I declined again. "The Viagra," I commented, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asked if I wanted anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
X declines again. "No," X says, "it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry."
Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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