If Boxers Weren't Boxers...

[BubbleBox]

Ok, Just for Fun...

If Boxers weren't actually Boxers, what would their job be...?

E.g. Valuev - Work in a Circus

...you get my drift!

[Tysonbruno]

Tyson a bodyguard abit like Mr T was

Naz a rally driver or banger racing driver

Hatton a wrestler or bare knuckle fighter

Jones jnr a basketball player

Valuev film star he could have played lurch in the adams family and a jaws type in a new bond film

[yoitsdan]

John Ruiz would be a monk (perfect job for a quiet man)
Roy Jones would probably play basketball.
Zab Judah would sell crack

[El Gamo]

Oscar would be one of those gay fashion models or a pop star to rival Ricky Martin.

PBF would be a rapper

I think Tszyu would be a monk or a philosopher,with that ponytail and some of the things he says after fights,really made you think! He also always seems very calm.

I'll think of more later,cool thread though!

[X]

Muhammad Ali - signwriter/artist

Riddick Bowe - burger flipper

Lennox Lewis - male prostitute

Valuev - circus freak (so what's changed?)

Sonny Liston - enforcer and strike breaker

Jack Dempsey - would have been a fighter whatever his actual profession, as would Roberto Duran, Julio Cesar Chavez etc

Ricky Hatton - Man City grounds steward

Mike Tyson - would be dead by now.




*Come on 'X', you know that ain't good for our Main Board.

[Lords Gym]

Muhammad Ali - signwriter/artist

Riddick Bowe - burger flipper


Lennox Lewis - male prostitute

Valuev - circus freak (so what's changed?)

Sonny Liston - enforcer and strike breaker

Jack Dempsey - would have been a fighter whatever his actual profession, as would Roberto Duran, Julio Cesar Chavez etc

Ricky Hatton - Man City grounds steward

Mike Tyson - would be dead by now.

thats funny !

[CutMeMick]

Zab Judah - Would have tried to rap but failed and then hit the streets and sell rocks.

Jorge Paez - Circus clown.

JMM - Clothing store owner.

David Haye - Porn Star with all those fwocking ladies around him.

Manfredo - Store clerk.

Arce - Actor or something in the media like host of his own TV show.

[Tysonbruno]

Muhammad Ali - signwriter/artist

Riddick Bowe - burger flipper

Lennox Lewis - male prostitute

Valuev - circus freak (so what's changed?)

Sonny Liston - enforcer and strike breaker

Jack Dempsey - would have been a fighter whatever his actual profession, as would Roberto Duran, Julio Cesar Chavez etc

Ricky Hatton - Man City grounds steward

Mike Tyson - would be dead by now.

thats abit out of order

[Tito BHB]

Zab Judah - Would have tried to rap but failed and then hit the streets and sell rocks.

Jorge Paez - Circus clown.

JMM - Clothing store owner.

David Haye - Porn Star with all those fwocking ladies around him.

Manfredo - Store clerk.

Arce - Actor or something in the media like host of his own TV show.

Haha so true.. Gotta love arce.. Hes real flamboyant.. A right cheeky chappy
Arce is just arce..Gota love him!!
Peace

[X]

Muhammad Ali - signwriter/artist

Riddick Bowe - burger flipper

Lennox Lewis - male prostitute

Valuev - circus freak (so what's changed?)

Sonny Liston - enforcer and strike breaker

Jack Dempsey - would have been a fighter whatever his actual profession, as would Roberto Duran, Julio Cesar Chavez etc

Ricky Hatton - Man City grounds steward

Mike Tyson - would be dead by now.

thats abit out of order

I know that it sounds out of order - but I saw him in a documentary (Little Prince Big Fight) which covered the build up and training for the Barerra fight, and I'm not joking, he seemed to be turning into a religious fanatic. He is also married to a cousin of a friend of mine.

It was all Allah this, Allah that, shouting religious slogans out at the camera etc - he also demanded that he recite passages of the Koran out before the fight, if you remember.

So - despite my poor way of putting it - I reckon that if naz was not a fighter, he would be one of the many radicalised British Muslims in places like Sheffield. Mayeb a suicide bomber was going too far, but some of the real bombers (from similar backgrounds and intellect), who were not successful enough to be world champion boxers, did go down that route.

I was not making any thicko assumptions just because he happens to be of yemeni extraction, rest assured.

[CutMeMick]

X

Come on you should know better then that....

[Tysonbruno]

Muhammad Ali - signwriter/artist

Riddick Bowe - burger flipper

Lennox Lewis - male prostitute

Valuev - circus freak (so what's changed?)

Sonny Liston - enforcer and strike breaker

Jack Dempsey - would have been a fighter whatever his actual profession, as would Roberto Duran, Julio Cesar Chavez etc

Ricky Hatton - Man City grounds steward

Mike Tyson - would be dead by now.

Naz a suicide bomber thats abit out of order

I know that it sounds out of order - but I saw him in a documentary (Little Prince Big Fight) which covered the build up and training for the Barerra fight, and I'm not joking, he seemed to be turning into a religious fanatic. He is also married to a cousin of a friend of mine.

It was all Allah this, Allah that, shouting religious slogans out at the camera etc - he also demanded that he recite passages of the Koran out before the fight, if you remember.

So - despite my poor way of putting it - I reckon that if naz was not a fighter, he would be one of the many radicalised British Muslims in places like Sheffield. Mayeb a suicide bomber was going too far, but some of the real bombers (from similar backgrounds and intellect), who were not successful enough to be world champion boxers, did go down that route.

I was not making any thicko assumptions just because he happens to be of yemeni extraction, rest assured.

Ok X i was a massive Naz fan and to a certain degree now you have put it like that i agree i think this could be why he did'nt fight again because he was a massive muslim believer and with all the chanting and him been signed to hbo would have to fight in usa again and probably thought after 9/11 they would'nt want him or the whole muslim thing

[X]

I wasn't having a go at Naz for being a Muslim, or yemeni or anything - but I have clearly, in the opinions of some people - overstepped the mark.

Apologies. No intention to cause offence (this time)

[Tysonbruno]

I wasn't having a go at Naz for being a Muslim, or yemeni or anything - but I have clearly, in the opinions of some people - overstepped the mark.

Apologies. No intention to cause offence (this time)

X you get a from me

[SweetPea]

Zab Judah would sell crack

Even as a Zab fan, I have to admit, this made me laugh.

Antonio Margarito would be one of those con artists who sells products on those TV infomercials.
You know... he'd hype something up like it was the greatest thing ever, when in reality it's just an overrated, overpriced piece of junk.