Anger management

[Von Milash]

ok, a couple years ago I had a melt down at work. I kicked a waste box, broke it open and threw a pen across the lab. A guy saw it, reported it and HR sent me home for 11weeks... PAID... during which time I had to agree to anger management, see a shrink, etc. Basically, it was concluded that I hated my job. lol. But in the end I came away with a great set of anger/stress management skills so it was good. And plus, 11 paid weeks of vacations was f'ing NICE!!!!

But nowadays I find myself wanting to kill the fuckers at fast food joints... Panera Bread in particular... who sit there and take up a table even though all they're doing is drinking water, while the paying customers behind them are standing there like idiots with their food and looking for a table.

How should I handle this anger and contempt I have for these cunt rags?

Should I

A) Accidentally spill my drink on their computer?
B) Pick up their laptop and smash it on the ground?
C) Spill my pop on their head?
D) Spill my pop on their head AND smash their laptop?

Thanks!

[Lords Gym]

Just kindly sit down at the table with them and eat you food, smile , just say, don't mind me ! if they say something rude or becoming aggressive or verbally abusive , well one must defend himself !

[frozensolid_702]

Just kindly sit down at the table with them and eat you food, smile , just say, don't mind me ! if they say something rude or becoming aggressive or verbally abusive , well one must defend himself !

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[Bookkeeper]

Just kindly sit down at the table with them and eat you food, smile , just say, don't mind me ! if they say something rude or becoming aggressive or verbally abusive , well one must defend himself !

Sounds like a true Shrink to me.