The most INCONVENIENT time/place you've ever had a nosebleed?

[Douglas]

Just the other day a friend of mine who had been learning how to fly an airplane was able to solo (fly with no one else in the plane with you) for the first time. Well, shortly after he took off, his nose started bleeding. Twas due to all the dust & smoke and whatnot drying out his sinuses (We're in a drought down here in GA). He got blood all over his shirt because he couldn't pinch it to stop the bleeding; he had to circle the airport right quick and land.

30 minutes later, (after he got the bleeding stopped) he went back up again and this time the flight was eventless.

I've had my nose to start bleeding a time or two while driving, but I hope I'll never have a tale to tell like my friend had.

[X]

I was Scuba diving in the Maldives and this German guy we were with suddenly got a really bad ear bleed (it happens if you go down too quickly)

Anyway, he had to abort the dive as he was attracting sharks whose behaviour was getting more and more aggressive. The more blood there was in the water, the bigger the sharks it attracted.

I know this thread is supposed to be about nosebleeds, but I thought I would share this one with you as it was a SERIOUSLY inconvenient time and place to be bleeding !!!

[AdamGB]

the stitches I had in my tongue burst when I was walking past these two little darlings wearing a white T shirt...







Your tongue has a lot of blood in it...

[Douglas]

I was Scuba diving in the Maldives and this German guy we were with suddenly got a really bad ear bleed (it happens if you go down too quickly)

Anyway, he had to abort the dive as he was attracting sharks whose behaviour was getting more and more aggressive. The more blood there was in the water, the bigger the sharks it attracted.

I know this thread is supposed to be about nosebleeds, but I thought I would share this one with you as it was a SERIOUSLY inconvenient time and place to be bleeding !!!

Oh shit! That's even WORSE than having one in a plane!!!

[amat]

Your tongue has a lot of blood in it...

Fuck yeah it does. I have a bad habit of sticking my tounge out when I'm playing sports (but I still breathe through my nose), anyways, a friend of mine did that too. And the first day of our freshman football practice, me and another kid were the two fastest in our group. And we were racing on the tires and they were joking because we both had our tounge out. Anyways he gave me a little shove just playing around but when he did he tripped on the tires and bit into his own tounge and literally in 2 seconds, there was A TON of blood on the ground.

Later on in that year, we both joined the wrestling team and the first day we were allowed on the mats, we were learning how to defend against a shoot. He came down on my arm and broke it. Both of us got hurt on the first day of practice.

Anyways X, when I saw your post, I expected a horribly disturbing porno pick.

And Clubber, if I was that guy I think my life might be over. I would have FREAKED OUT, I can't imagine but just reading that got my heart pumping.

[Scrap]

Walking through a cemetry one night pissed I fell into a new dug grave and as i hit the bottom my nose went. Anyway i spent 10 minutes trying to get out and thought fuck, then a voice behind me said you wont get out of here mate, I did

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I've never had one

[Chris Nagel]

Walking through a cemetry one night pissed I fell into a new dug grave and as i hit the bottom my nose went. Anyway i spent 10 minutes trying to get out and thought F***, then a voice behind me said you wont get out of here mate, I did

That's quite a story.

I don't have a strange nosebleed story.

WHo can come up with a good story? Here's one, imagine giving blood to the red cross or something, now would it be inconvenient to have a nosebleed then? Just tell them to a tap on that

[Punisher136]

I woke up one morning and my pillow was soaked with blood from my nose was the eeriest (How the fuck are you supposed to superlative that fucking word?) thing i've ever seen.

[Chris Nagel]

That is freaking crazy, maybe somebody punched you while you were sleeping.

Now if this happens on a monthly basis then you're going to have to start sticking tampons up your nose.

[BoxingGorilla]

Interesting stories.

I've only had a few nosebleeds in my life. Most were from keeping the heat to high in the winter and drying out my sinuses.

The most one happened when I was 17. This girl and I were flirting with each other with the playboxing routine and she jabbed me in the nose and it started bleeding. Instead of screaming in shocken horror she laughed and tired to console me which made it hurt worse.

Like when you fall down as a child. You get up like nothing happened until your mom says, "ARE YOU OKAY?" Once you realize you are supposed to be hurt the tears come streaming down your face.

Anyway, she had sweet feet and I was able to "inspect" them. Not that same day, but I got into her shoes eventually.

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[FBEAR]

I once had a nosebleed back in elementary school which wasn't so bad, until I sneezed on the girl who sat in front of me.

[FBEAR]

Walking through a cemetry one night pissed I fell into a new dug grave and as i hit the bottom my nose went. Anyway i spent 10 minutes trying to get out and thought F***, then a voice behind me said you wont get out of here mate, I did

LOL I can imagine how the bereaved felt the next day when they showed up for the funeral only to find a pool of blood and footprints in the grave where their dearly departed was to lay. cc

[BoxingGorilla]

I once had a nosebleed back in elementary school which wasn't so bad, until I sneezed on the girl who sat in front of me.

Now that is f****** up!

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