I know it's early, but let's get the excuses out of the way ahead of time.

[AdamGB]

The reason Floyd Mayweather Jr. made Ricky Hatton look so bad is because..............


Ricky is a natural 140 pounder, if the fight would have been at 140 instead of 147 Hatton would have knocked him out in less than 9 rounds.

During the Castillo fight, Hatton suffered (insert fake injury here) If Hatton had another couple months to recover he would knock Mayweather out in less than 9 rounds.

The dramatic weight change that Hatton experiences between fights has finally caught up to him. If the same Ricky that beat Tszyu would have fought Mayweather, he'd have knocked him out in less than 9 rounds.



That's all I can come up with at the moment. Feel free to add your own so we can get this squared away ahead of time.










I would also like a mod to sticky this for the next couple months, so it saves me (and other interested parties) the trouble of having to look it up in December.



Thanks for the assistance.

You want this at the top of the board for 4 months?... just add it to your favourites man...

[donnydarkoIRL]

Floyd-
I dunno i'm disappointed, i really thought that he woulda gone down from a shot like that....I really thought we had the power....That shot connected real good....
But no, it turns out roger couldn put ricky down...and i b damned if i could!
(Please insert, at least 3 muh-Fucka's, 3 bitches n the F word atleast ten times in the above lines for the "floyd-effect.")

[ChuckNorris]

Hatton thought is was a 15 rounder and trained for months to end it in round 13.

Hatton is still confused that PBF called New York neutral grounds when he was first called out. This took away from his training time as he tried to find an American atlas to see if it was different from the UK ones.

PBF wasn't in a defensive shell... he just forgot to punch.

"Fiffy" Cent's gold teeth were too shiney and blinded him from the ko punch. (Either fighter.)

PBF was distracted by the numbers. Oscar made more money than you again in one of your fights.

Hatton forgot his ID and wasn't allowed in the Casino.

haha cc chuck lmao

Thx. Someone posted that interview with PBF and when I heard him say that it had me confused too.
Back at you.

[LEGION]

Ricky:

" I would have won if not for the hangover after the weigh-in celebration"

" I was tired from staying up and watching the good American talk shows "

"I had heartburn from eating fish&chips from Long John Silvers"

[bzkfn]

Hatton hater: "Floyd was finished, he should have stayed retired and his legacy would be in tact"

Floyd: "I couldn't understand Roger's instructions because he can't speak in plain fucking English!"

Floyd: "Hatton was holding me like a baby and I fell asleep, thus the reason i didn't throw a punch for 12 rounds."

[donnydarkoIRL]

Floyd: "I couldn't understand Roger's instructions because he can't speak in plain F****** English!"

CC sheer brilliance

[bzkfn]

Hatton: "I was distracted by laughing at the name Floyd. I mean seriously, what kind of a stupid name is that?"

[ChuckNorris]

Hatton says: During my many clinches with PBF I noticed that he was wearing some sexy cologne. Couldn't bring myself to hit him anymore.

PBF says: I kept breaking wind and I felt bad so I tried to stay away by running all night.

[Sugar_Shaw]

Floyd says: I thought it was a rap battle, that's why I kept talking and talking and talkin.'

And the funny thing is Hatton would probably win a freestyling competition between the two.