that if you walked past a toilet it would flush.
that if you walked past a toilet it would flush.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Your thread is so gay that Steelie has printed it out just so he can roll the paper up and fist himself with it.
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Originally Posted by Bilbo
I went to a toilet at a truck stop the other day and on the thing at the back it had written in black marker "caution : Please flush, Italians will eat"
No offence to any Italian people on here. It was just a bit of a classic to find it written their so 'advisingly'..
~ He thinks he's a Tornado,,,... F'ckn real Tornado is comin'...! ~Hidden Content
Was in a stall at the locall college the other day.
On the toilet paper dispenser was written:
"Biotechnology Degree's."
Over the toilet someone had written:
"Please Flush twice, it's a long way to the canteen."
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Uuuuuuuugh, damn that made me gag :POriginally Posted by Dizaster
this title is offensive, my feelings were hurt.............
Lmao; get over it. Life goes on bro'.Originally Posted by Julius "Marvelous" Rain
When I was in college in the early 70's there were some classics written on the inside of the toilet stalls. My favorite was one that said, "If you voted for Nixon you can suck my ass." In different handwriting a message said, "I didn't vote for Nixon, but can I suck your ass anyway?"
Originally Posted by Canvasback
Originally Posted by Dizaster
You know why Italians talk with their hands?
they cant stand each other breath.
I just remembered another great one.
I had to take a dump and on the door it said "toilet tennis,,,, look to your left"... So I look directly left and it says on the wall "Now look right"... I look to the right wall and beside me that side it says "Now look left"...
I actually got about 30 seconds worth out of this so i'm obviously very easily entertained...
Yet Floyd's fights still bore the $hit out of me. Go figure...
~ He thinks he's a Tornado,,,... F'ckn real Tornado is comin'...! ~Hidden Content
Your momma is so nasty, her dentures have cavities!
BIATCH!
That was addressed to no-one in particular, I just always wanted to say that.
...that if you threw a boomerang it would not come back.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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