Kermit Cintron - Jade Goody

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Jade Goody has been cheered up by one bit of good news today.

She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.

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If you have the Jade Goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?

Mine only goes up to March.

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I think you're all really mean sick people. Having cancer is no joke. Instead of mocking Jade you people should be raising money for her to have a last holiday - sledging, or ice skating in Yorkshire, or a trip to Australia perhaps.

She'd have to go alone though , she's got no womb for anyone else.

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After hearing the news about Jade Goody's Cancer getting worse, I've been intently watching the news to see if the poor thing manages to overcome its parasite.

So far, it looks like it is winning the fight and should kill her soon.

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With Valentine's day near Jack Tweed is buying Jade Goody flowers. Well, at least he'll be able to use them twice in the month.

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Shilpa Shetty is apparently in the process of learning a new bollywood dance routine.

It will be performed on the grave of Jade Goody.

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Whats black, has tread and goes on your car? A Goodyear.

Whats white, is smooth and has cancer? A Goody ear.

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holy shit i hope people dont cap on me like this when i havent even gone yet

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Now that Jade Goody has written out her will, is there any chance she could leave her cancer to Amy Winehouse?

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I see Jade Goody is slowly dying. This is a terrible tragedy and paints a true picture of the health service we all use

We need to organise a collection. If everyone in the UK gives just £5.00, I reckon we can buy and shut down the hospital treating her, stop the life saving treatment and put her out of her misery quickly.

Please give generously.

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at first i thought slumdog millionaire was a film about jade goody, then i realised the film i was looking for was called: somedog missingherhair

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Jade Goody loves her on-remand Tagged fiance so much she's going to get a tag too.

Shame it will be on her big toe when she's lying in the mortuary.

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So Jade Goody wants to be treated like a princess prior to her wedding.

Well Mohamed Al Fayed's already providing the wedding dress, I wonder if he'll supply a chauffeur driven Mercedes as well?

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Anyone think Jade Goody's marriage will outlast Britney Spears' first one?

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Sunday, Elton John's house, Windsor
Present: Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, Jackiey Budden, Mohammed Al-Fayed, Elton John, Girls Aloud, Max Clifford, Piers Morgan, etc.

Dear Mr. Bin Laden,
Please could you fix it for me...