No chinchilla/ostrich shorts for me, mine would be pretty low key by any standard. Red Shorts with white stripes, or black trunks with silver stripes. My name, "NAGEL" would be printed on the back of the belt. Placed on the front left side of my shorts would be a small Stigmata looking somewhat like this:
But less cuntish of course. It'd be a white silhouette with a hole in palm placed on the left side of my shorts. I'd also have my initials "CN" printed in Old English criss-crossing.
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