Signs that you are getting older

[SlimTrae]

When you start counting walking as exercise.

Damn...why'd you have to say that. I patted myself on the back for my first walk last week.

Rewarded myself with Vanilla cookie cone ice cream with fudge and caramel swirl with chocolate chip pieces

[walrus]

Getting lost but I don't give a shit! really I have gone bloody hopeless.
Thank God I only holiday once in a blue moon.

Probably a dumb question but do you have gps

[kublakahn]

When I am happy to bench press 1/2 of what I did 20 years ago.

[Master]

When you start counting walking as exercise.

Damn...why'd you have to say that. I patted myself on the back for my first walk last week.

Rewarded myself with Vanilla cookie cone ice cream with fudge and caramel swirl with chocolate chip pieces

When you unnecessarily reward yourself and it becomes counter productive.

[Master]

When you start looking at the menu for soft food that is easy to chew.

[Batman]

Just about 10 minutes ago I stood up, I couldn't straighten my back, both my knees sounded like cement mixers and were bloody agony and my ankle nearly give way on me.

Looked like a comedic version of the hunchback of notre fucking dame I did.

It certainly is bad times when you decide that just getting off the settee is far too dangerous

and I'm only 31

[Dia bando]

I can not tolerate idiots or fools what the hell am I doing here.😁

[Spicoli]

Oddly when you need to help pop clear dead trees with the chainsaw. Not the workload but starting and steadying it. That's a rough one to accept

[greynotsoold]

When you wake and walk around like a hunchback for half an hour mumbling "oh shit, oh fuck "

[walrus]

The illegal drugs of your youth are legal and now there are drugs you never heard of.

[Master]

When you can remember when vinyl records were only £6.99. The prices now are a rip off.

[Batman]

When you realise that people born in the year 2000 are old enough to drive.

[brocktonblockbust]

When you remember that a slice of pizza used to be $1 and now its $2.75

[Spicoli]

repeating it again eyebrows man! Over the last two years my eyebrows have sprouted independent villages of hair and I'm on the road to Quest for fire brow.

[walrus]

When u realize what an ass u are