I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

[Gandalf]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

were happy

You failed to call me a cunt. I am quite disappointed. Come on you cunts, call me a cunt and let's lay all our cunts on the table.

My lip is holding up quite well just in case anyone was concerned. Bloody capitalists.

My apologies..... CUNT !

Well, that's 3! Come on lads, 7 more by midnight.

[BIG H]

Actually, they say "You are what you eat." so Miles cannot be a cunt






































































The Pickle kisser

[Memphis]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

[Gandalf]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

[Memphis]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

You failed to start a thread about a life and death car smash but start one over a cash machine receipt?

I blame you for Skel leaving Miles!

[boozeboxer]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

"you're a cunt."

[boozeboxer]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

[Gandalf]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

You failed to start a thread about a life and death car smash but start one over a cash machine receipt?

I blame you for Skel leaving Miles!

If it had happened on a Thursday it would definitely have been a new thread, but during the other weekdays I am kind of quiet on here. The cash machine incident was just on my mind on the day that Skel vanished. Clearly to keep his attention I should have reported and in significant detail about my car crash.

I see Booze has gone all grammar Nazi, that is always good to see.

[Andre]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

Ahh let it go, if he thought the same way about you, he would stay.

[Andre]

Miles robot fixation,caught sucking off the paper shredder in the staff room again?

[Munkymagic]

I clicked on this thread when i saw the title expecting mayube a great gag with a cracking punchline - one I could share with the guys at work perhaps....


But alas no - it was merely Miles prattling on like a cunt again about a gay cut to his top labia

That really did make me LOL as that was my thoughts exactly!

[boozeboxer]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

Ahh let it go, if he thought the same way about you, he would stay.

No he emailed me stating that I was the reason he held on so long.

[Gandalf]

I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

I don't write gags, I write other things.

[superheavyrhun]

I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

I don't write gags, I write other things.

So you're saying you came up with something random and straight out lied to get something on this board? You're an absolute disgrace, and I will never trust a word typed by your fingers again.

And I hope your lip is afflicted with 100 ghostly papercuts every night while you sleep.

[Gandalf]

I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

I don't write gags, I write other things.

So you're saying you came up with something random and straight out lied to get something on this board? You're an absolute disgrace, and I will never trust a word typed by your fingers again.

And I hope your lip is afflicted with 100 ghostly papercuts every night while you sleep.

No, it was 1000 true. But as was mentioned, why not speak about a car crash instead? It was satire, but as with any satire, it had realistic foundations.