ESPN's FNF thread for March 2nd - Guzman vs Jesus

[Mars_ax]

I don't see it being possible that Guzman has a shot at defeating our lord and savior, but we shall see.
Mars <~>

March 2
At Hollywood, Fla. (ESPN2/ESPN3): Joan Guzman vs. Jesus Pabon, 10 rounds, junior welterweights; Ed Paredes vs. Manuel Leyva, 10 rounds, welterweights; J.C. Payano vs. Jose Silveiro, 10 rounds, bantamweights; Claudio Marrero vs. Gerardo Zayas, 10 rounds, featherweights.

[Mars_ax]

This card is scheduled to start in about 2 hours or at 9:00 PM ET here in North America, that is of course if College BB ends on time.

[captainanddew]

and the 937th sign the apocalypse is upon us:

Guzman made weight

[Mars_ax]

and the 937th sign the apocalypse is upon us:

Guzman made weight

When this fight is over Jesus might be wishing that his momma named him Moses.

[captainanddew]

and the 937th sign the apocalypse is upon us:

Guzman made weight

When this fight is over Jesus might be wishing that his momma named him Moses.

lol

[killersheep]

and the 937th sign the apocalypse is upon us:

Guzman made weight

On the first try?

[killersheep]

I need to come up with a chant that supports the clock running down.

[TigerFan]

and the 937th sign the apocalypse is upon us:

Guzman made weight

On the first try?

Third try

Friday Night Fights: Joan Guzman Takes Three Tries to Weigh In at 140 - Bad Left Hook

[killersheep]

and the 937th sign the apocalypse is upon us:

Guzman made weight

On the first try?

Third try

Friday Night Fights: Joan Guzman Takes Three Tries to Weigh In at 140 - Bad Left Hook

That's more like it lol. He just needs to jump up to 154 and get it over with. Or fight in Texas and use diuretics.

[killersheep]

let's go time clock, let's go!

[Spicoli]

Know what, screw this! If I have to watch crappy sports I'm bringing my own

[killersheep]

Know what, screw this! If I have to watch crappy sports I'm bringing my own

I kinda love you right now.

[Diane]

This basketball game is 15 minutes down the street from me, I should have gone and pulled the plug on the trucks during halftime.

[Spicoli]

Know what, screw this! If I have to watch crappy sports I'm bringing my own

I kinda love you right now.

Rhythm my friend, rythem....apparently there is a whole channel dedicated to such fine dance numbers. Hmm.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fights Shocker, Guzman doesn't make weight

[Mars_ax]

March 2
At Hollywood, Fla. (ESPN2/ESPN3): Joan Guzman vs. Jesus Pabon, 10 rounds, junior welterweights; Ed Paredes vs. Manuel Leyva, 10 rounds, welterweights; J.C. Payano vs. Jose Silveiro, 10 rounds, bantamweights; Claudio Marrero vs. Gerardo Zayas, 10 rounds, featherweights.

Alrighty here we go, Joe & Teddy calling the action Bernardo Osuna in the studio, 1st up Ed Paredes vs. Manuel Leyva, welterweights.

I'm nursing a "gardening injury" from earlier this afternoon, I may need a couple shots of Crown Royal for medicinal purposes tonight.