a question about southpaws

[Yuzo]

southpaws can do a magic trick. when they pivot they go behind your back and they disappear.



when they pivot theres nobody there to hit anymore. they just disappear. but, when they pivot, they are turning into your hook, right?



but a southpaw knows that too. specifically, he knows that to get hit by your hook, two things have to be true. he has to be nearby you and he has to have his hand down.



so when a southpaw stays just out of the span of your hook and he puts a hand up: how do you hit him? can you hit him?

[Big J]

I guess there's a few options
Feint with the right
Use your jab
Overhand right or crosses
Left hook to the body

All can be used to setup the left hook

[Master]

Southpaws should be drowned at birth.

They are the devil's design to cause confusion for hard working normal boxers.

Counter their movements, force them to lead. If they throw a jab, you throw yours harder or counter with a left hook.

They throw a left hand you throw your right hand straight threw the middle and knock them out.

If all else fails get dirty with them and rough them up.