Thread: just made myself look a right tit!

someone from virgin media just knocked on the door trying to sell us broadband and they made me look an idiot by saying "can i speak to your mum or dad please" (note im 22) so i said without thinking no they dont live hear im the home owner and invited them in, anyway after about 5 - 10 mins talking about the service the door opens and my mam and dad walk in with the shopping. i felt a right pillock

Originally Posted by themusic

someone from virgin media just knocked on the door trying to sell us broadband and they made me look an idiot by saying "can i speak to your mum or dad please" (note im 22) so i said without thinking no they dont live hear im the home owner and invited them in, anyway after about 5 - 10 mins talking about the service the door opens and my mam and dad walk in with the shopping. i felt a right pillock

Hahahaha

Why did you say your mum and dad don't live there when they do?

Originally Posted by Munky

Why did you say your mum and dad don't live there when they do?

Coz he's a koont
































Hope this helps

coz the guy at the door said it as if he was talking to a 12 year old kid so i thought ill play him here

Don't try and do an 18 carat walk in 9 carat shoes son

Originally Posted by themusic

coz the guy at the door said it as if he was talking to a 12 year old kid so i thought ill play him here

It sounds as if the guy addressed you as a 'junior lodger' rather then the homeowner (and therefore decision maker). Why would he want to talk to the monkey and not the organ grinder?














Looks like he was right - and you sound like the monkey with delusions of grandeur!

Hope that helps.

Originally Posted by themusic

someone from virgin media just knocked on the door trying to sell us broadband and they made me look an idiot by saying "can i speak to your mum or dad please" (note im 22) so i said without thinking no they dont live hear im the home owner and invited them in, anyway after about 5 - 10 mins talking about the service the door opens and my mam and dad walk in with the shopping. i felt a right pillock

LMAOLMAO
oh the shame lmao lmao
you should have said oh excuse me while i deal with the house keepers

HA HA H AH AH AH AHA HAH !!!

I made a prick of myself just now at the chinese. Cut a long story short the boys stayed in the car and Im in the shop waiting for grub. They start taking the piss pulling faces at me through the glass so being the responsible parent that I am I give as good as I get, my toungues out waggling like a thisty dog when a pair of 40 something women walk by, they look at me, look at one another and then turn their noses up in disgust. Boys fall about laughing

I look a proper prick.

Originally Posted by themusic

someone from virgin media just knocked on the door trying to sell us broadband and they made me look an idiot by saying "can i speak to your mum or dad please" (note im 22) so i said without thinking no they dont live hear im the home owner and invited them in, anyway after about 5 - 10 mins talking about the service the door opens and my mam and dad walk in with the shopping. i felt a right pillock

LOL

Oh, my roommates are home!


Looking like a left nut is much, much worse...

You have learnt a valuble lesson today...


























never ever let those slimy sales fuckers in your house

Where's your head? If I were you I'd have done a reverse salesman talk. You respond, "Is your mommy or daddy home, maybe they'll be interested in some birth control pills so that they don't pop out another waste of flesh like you."

Or better yet you act angry pretending that you think he's a scam salesman. Do the reversed sales talk to them and ask them, "How can live with yourself with that on your consiousness." "Do you even care for anyone other than yourself" You just keep trying to make them fess up until they get out of your face, or better yet they admit to the scam. \

There are so many ways you can have fun with these door-to-door salesmen.

Originally Posted by themusic

someone from virgin media just knocked on the door trying to sell us broadband and they made me look an idiot by saying "can i speak to your mum or dad please" (note im 22) so i said without thinking no they dont live hear im the home owner and invited them in, anyway after about 5 - 10 mins talking about the service the door opens and my mam and dad walk in with the shopping. i felt a right pillock

Hahahahaha thats quality.