Thread: Lawyers, fuck em. :-)

> >A big-city lawyer from Washington DC went duck hunting in the South
> >Carolina low country.
> >
> >He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the
> >other side of a fence.
> >
> >As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
> >tractor and asked him what he was doing.
> >
> >The attorney responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and
> >now I'm going in to retrieve it."
> >
> >The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming
> >over here."
> >
> >The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
> >country, and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
> >everything you own."
> >
> >The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
> >things in South Carolina. Down here we settle small disagreements like
> >this with the 'Three-Kick Rule'."
> >
> >The lawyer asked, "What in hell is the Three-Kick Rule?"
> >
> >The farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times, and then you
> >kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
> >
> >The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
> >he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local
> >custom.
>
> >The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
>city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into
> >the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly
> >wiped the lawyer's nose off his face. The attorney was flat on his belly
> >when the farmer's third kick to the kidney area nearly caused him to give
> >up.
> >
> >The lawyer summoned every bit of his will, managed to get to his feet,
> >and said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's MY turn."
> >
> >(I love this part!)
> >
> >The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck.

Oh that reminds me .

What the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

My lawyer can stick his bill up his arse

....I'm actually studying to take the LSAT Andre......thank you very much

Originally Posted by Lyle

....I'm actually studying to take the LSAT Andre......thank you very much

Seems I've inadvetantly got you twice in one day old son,

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish.