What the Fuck?

[ono]

So my girlfriend's being tellin me all week that she has got me a present so i've been fuckin mundo excited all week. Anyway i come in from work n i get a txt sayin my present is upstairs.....

So i'm thinkin quality thoughts here.....

Anyways i get upstairs and the present is on my bed

A fuckin Naughty Policeman Uniform

What the hell does this mean?

[Saddo]

Did it come with a truntion hahahahahaha

[ono]

Did it come with a truntion hahahahahaha

Apparently it should have done but it just came with handcuffs.

I think they purposely don't include the truntion just to see if anybody rings up to complain.

'WELL I WON'T BE RINGING UP'

[smashup]

So my girlfriend's being tellin me all week that she has got me a present so i've been F****** mundo excited all week. Anyway i come in from work n i get a txt sayin my present is upstairs.....

So i'm thinkin quality thoughts here.....

Anyways i get upstairs and the present is on my bed

A F****** Naughty Policeman Uniform

What the hell does this mean?


























I'll hazard a wild guess that she wanted you to pole her rotten mate

[ono]

So my girlfriend's being tellin me all week that she has got me a present so i've been F****** mundo excited all week. Anyway i come in from work n i get a txt sayin my present is upstairs.....

So i'm thinkin quality thoughts here.....

Anyways i get upstairs and the present is on my bed

A F****** Naughty Policeman Uniform

What the hell does this mean?


























I'll hazard a wild guess that she wanted you to pole her rotten mate

Let's hope so....just hope she doesn't want to do role play.

[Tito BHB]

Hahaha ..Fair play to her.. lol

Suppose its nice that in someway shape or form shes putting in the effort to be ' kinky'

Lol.. Im not sure dress up is really for the men though.. :P

[ono]

Plus i wouldn't be able to wear it without coming out with chief wiggum comments such as 'bake em away toys' and 'ahhh nuts' and my personal favourite 'stop picking your nose ralphy'

[CutMeMick]

I think this means your gay.

Was the uniforms color hot pink with a purple feathered boa?

[amat]

Was the uniforms color hot pink with a purple feathered boa?

I think that's what got you for Christmas last year?


Also, if you put on the uniform you are gay. And if she reaches for the cuffs, run.

One of the Bone radio girls was talking about how when she was 18 she was a maid at a Motel 6. And she said one time, two guests hadn't checked out yet but it was well past there time so she went in the room. When she walked in, two guys on both beds were asleep handcuffed to the bed with notes on their chest from a hooker I guess.

CRAAAAAAZZZZYYYY.

[ono]

Was the uniforms color hot pink with a purple feathered boa?

I think that's what got you for Christmas last year?


Also, if you put on the uniform you are gay. And if she reaches for the cuffs, run.

One of the Bone radio girls was talking about how when she was 18 she was a maid at a Motel 6. And she said one time, two guests hadn't checked out yet but it was well past there time so she went in the room. When she walked in, two guys on both beds were asleep handcuffed to the bed with notes on their chest from a hooker I guess.

CRAAAAAAZZZZYYYY.

Thats pure gold right there!

I also look nothing like the guy on the box does. He looks like john cena size wise. I'm 170 lbs so am guessing it would just look odd.

Only party boy from jackass could really pull this off

its strange tho, i have found myself rehearsing the line 'your nicked sunshine' in front of the mirror.

[amat]

its strange tho, i have found myself rehearsing the line 'your nicked sunshine' in front of the mirror.

That literally almost made me spit out my Rockstar that was awesome hahaha