Thread: Fritzl/Austrian jokes go here

Stag night bookings to Austria have nosedived since it emerged that Austrian fathers really do lock up their daughters.









A journalist asked a neighbour how long he'd known Joseph Fritzzles daughter Alice. Alice ? He replied. Who the f*ck is Alice ? For 24 years.......................I've been living next door to Alice !







When an austrian father was asked how to teach children about sex education he said it was important to keep them in the dark for as long as possible!

Rep you when I can, you have taken over X while he is away with your sick jokes.

extract from josef fritzl`s daughters diary.....

monday - stayed in
tuesday - stayed in
wednesday- stayed in
thursday-stayed in

the diary is said to be going to publish and austrian journalists are already predicting it will be a best cellar!!

Whoops, sorry guys .... I didn;t see this thread and put some Austrian jokes on a new thread (must have got all over-excited)


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What's the difference between scouse kids and Austrian kids?

At least the Austrian kids know who their dad is.

I, for one, much prefer the Austrian version of Big Brother.

Cellar For Sale:

Austria

Sleeps 7-8

Soundproofed against unwanted noises

Food supply to last 7-8 newborns for 6 weeks

Deaf and Dumb landlady upstairs

Hear about the Austrian children who lived on sandwiches for 24 years?

Apparently they were interbread.

There is an alleged rumour of the Austrian football team being penalised after their recent Euro 2008 clash with Poland.

Apparently they had 8 extra players underneath the pitch!