Thread: is this ghey?

ok gentlemen and homoes....

I need the ask...the Ol M_D is having to do some deeeeeeeeep soul searching......I found a little tiny little mouse in mee garage. So like any other red blooded American super hero who is of Mexican extraction, I took off my shirt and began ready to do battle with this illegal alien in my house. Not the mouse have you but mee mother in law but that is another story. back to the mouse. I chased the bass turd with a broom, yes I carry a broom just in case......

so I did not catch the critter but I went to the local hardware store and bought me a mouse trap.....Then it happened.....I felt sorry for the critter. Thinking about him being caught in the mouse trap all bleedin and crap.....so I went back and returned the trap and got mee self one of the glue traps that they stick to.

but the more I thought about it the worse I felt for that tiny little teeeny tiny mousey.

once I catch it then what? do I through it in the trash can and let it starve? or do I hit in in the head with a shovel?

Damn! back when I was flying missions for the spy ring I belonged to I did not care how many men I killed. I used to bury them with their arse in the air so I could have a place to put my CD's. I learned that from John Rambo.

anyhoo, why the hell do I feel sorry for this vermin. I never gave it a second thought before....now....I am in a conundrum.......

I could just step on it......

Yeah it's pretty ghey.

But If you simply can't do it, get the nighbours cat and toss it in the shed for a while.
It'll do your dirty work and your left feeling like Al Capone.

dear bass turd donny, how the hell are ye?
thanks for your response.

no I do not need ze help just advice but thank ye all the same

here is what I have decided in the last five minutes. I am brilliant like this

when the trap catches this bassturd mouse ass hole mother facker, rapist son of a bitch mouse

I will either hit it with a shovel to kill it
OR decapitated it mee hedge clippers.
OR shoot it with a 22 caliber gun


hedge clippers would be messy.

or I could run over it with my Ford Earth Destroyer...

All Good here my man.
I trust you're keeping well.
Been a good week for Saddonians, with the return of Wacko and yourself.

They some good ideas of yours, But if it were me I'd do something a little more devious.

I'd use the Sticky trap....then one of the below;
Microwave

Bare electric wires

The Toilet

By the way if you put it on youtube, don't get caught like the soldier that murdred the puppy.


And your gun idea is fair cool.

If only Reagan could of pushed through his much vaunted 'Starwars' project

damn steelie you darn gurn pirsed me off

I try not to think bout that!!!

Originally Posted by Mad_Dog

dear bass turd donny, how the hell are ye?
thanks for your response.

no I do not need ze help just advice but thank ye all the same

here is what I have decided in the last five minutes. I am brilliant like this

when the trap catches this bassturd mouse ass hole mother facker, rapist son of a bitch mouse

I will either hit it with a shovel to kill it
OR decapitated it mee hedge clippers.
OR shoot it with a 22 caliber gun


hedge clippers would be messy.

or I could run over it with my Ford Earth Destroyer...

Rat poison.

no mate that aint gay.

here are some pointers so you know what is ghay...

having a poodle is ghey

using hand cream is ghey

drinking homo milk is ghey

Steelie is ghey

Hope this helps

spelling 'gay' as 'ghey' is gay....

Que onda vato.
Long time no see.

Why you wanna kill "Speedy Gonzalez" for ese.

Member he's one of ours.
Long before Mighty Mouse, Capt. Caveman & that faggot Inspector Gadget we had "Speedy Gonzalez" now you wanna kill him.

Fucken eyy! No seas culero he's got a familia too he's gotta feed his kids and his ruca one way or another. You remember his ruca Rosita Maria Consuelos De La Cruz y La Luz Del Sol Hernandez Smith.
Now you wanna take his life.
That's fucked eyy!

hahaha mad_dog p4p has to be the funniest person on the boards.

I remember when we had mice in our kitchen. One night me and my brother went and bought traps determined to catch them. This was after we were in the kitchen and a mouse ran over the row of cookbooks and both got a little scared. OK I was really scared, just startled me. My brother was a football player so he had no excuse but he to was startled. So we bought traps and then caught it and it died and the poor thing was bleeding out of places I wouldn't want to bleed. I felt really bad so I put it in a sock and gave it a formal burial.

Then we set another one and caught another. Did the same thing for this one. Then we caught another one. This was actually during a fight too. We were in the front room and heard the thud or smack of the trap. After a while we caught like 5 and at that point I started just throwing them over the fence into the halfway house front yard so maybe some crack head could have themselves a meal after all.

But I had the same dilemma, it was very sad to see these mice go. And I thought how selfish it was, that they are just a little mouse family trying to have all the mouse sex possible while providing a good house for their many, filthy kids.

Not ghey.

Originally Posted by Saddo

no mate that aint gay.

here are some pointers so you know what is ghay...

having a poodle is ghey

using hand cream is ghey

drinking homo milk is ghey

Steelie is ghey

Hope this helps

ooh

It is a mildly ghey topic.

I advise you to listen to some Buddhist monks chanting in order to free your mind from all sentimental and mildly ghey thoughts. Then you should just go on the attack and throw some hand grenades in the general direction of the wild beast wherever that may be. Stand well back and have a small towel ready to wipe away any pieces of exploding rodent.

Originally Posted by Saddo

no mate that aint gay.

here are some pointers so you know what is ghay...

having a poodle is ghey

using hand cream is ghey

drinking homo milk is ghey

Steelie is ghey

Hope this helps

this bassturd saddo mocks me. he knows too much.......he must be destroyed

here is the real story, mee wife wanted a poodle. I could not be a man round the barrio and have this filthy beast in my house. so I punched me wife in the belly for even suggesting such a debacle.

the hand cream well it is partly true, a hot persian babe in the mall was selling hand cream, I did not know this but she calls me over and I go, if a hot persian babe calls who am I to say no right? so she starts putting hand cream right there in the middle of the mall and polishing me nails and crap. I really felt like a homo but she did put her knee tween me legs so it was worth it right? RIGHT?


the homo milk, believe it or not tis true BUT there is a milk up in the Vancouver area where I went to vacation one summer that it is called homo milk. This is a true story. I took a picture of it and showed it to Saddo but this evil bass turd always turns things around. I think homo is short for homogenized but these canadians do not know how to name things. seriously.

as far as steelie goes, he is a very talented individual who acts the part, but he really likes girls, fat ones but he likes em all the same.