dear bass turd donny, how the hell are ye?
thanks for your response.

no I do not need ze help just advice but thank ye all the same

here is what I have decided in the last five minutes. I am brilliant like this

when the trap catches this bassturd mouse ass hole mother facker, rapist son of a bitch mouse

I will either hit it with a shovel to kill it
OR decapitated it mee hedge clippers.
OR shoot it with a 22 caliber gun


hedge clippers would be messy.

or I could run over it with my Ford Earth Destroyer...