Thread: How do you eat chicken??

I had a big bunch of marinated chicken wings for dinner tonight, and realised there are 2 types of people when it comes to eating chicken....

The ones that can ONLY eat the white bits of nice meat from the chicken... This is me.. I was only able to eat maybe about 20% of each chicken wing.. I left EVERYTHING that wasn't soft white meat..

Then there are the ones who suck the bone dry... While my plate was covered in chicken mess, all that will be left on there plate is a bunch of polished bones, as if a dog has been muching them for weeks to get everything off them..

I can't do this.. if even one tiny bit feels too soft, too chewy, to hard, to jelly, to rubbery, to tough, it gets spit out...

Anyone else noticed this?

Wings The spicier they are, the better they are.





Chicken breasts (Real dry white meat) are for fat chicks that are trying to lose weight

without feathers.

I like every part of chicken apart from the skin!Im a big fan of chicken breast.I cook chicken breast about 3 times a week and i never get bored of eating it.I always cook it the same way everytime.
I cook it for 40minutes in a 200 degrees heated oven.I put 4 or 6 chicken breasts in a oven tray half filled in luke warm water and turn over the breasts at 20minutes..YOU CANT GO WRONG WITH THAT!!BIG CHICKEN FAN ME.The amount of chicken i have a year would be in the 100s(FACT)

real men will suck the bone dry until any remains of what was once a bird are completely gone.

I also like to eat the rib bone on a spare rid, full of nourishment and puts lead in the old pencil.

What i cant stand are those guys that`ll spend 20minutes deciding what peice of chicken they would like completely ignoring the fact that theirs a queue behind them.

Dont wanna turn this into a whole race thing but black guys take their chicken seriously. They`ll spend just as much time mulling over which bit to eat than we do picking which shoes to buy!!

Originally Posted by boozeboxer

without feathers.

like mine with lots of hot sause, eat all of the chicken wing and i usually have pizza and wings so i dip my pizza in the wing sause...... mmmmmmm
goodness!

Chicken wings are my soft spot. Wings and watermelon I love. I can eat a whole watermelon with relative ease and I can eat 30 hot wings with no problems at all. Really, that's serious I absolutely love them. Not together though.

But anyways, I suck the bone dry. Here's what I do. I eat everything on the bone that I can when I have a mountain on my plate. Dipping the wings in ranch and then eating them. I put the bone on one side of my plate when I'm finished. I go through the whole plate then start again. But this time the sauce and the ranch has mixed together to create a dull gray sauce and I dip the bone in that and begin sucking the bone. My mom hates this, thinks it's barbaric. But I can't throw a wing away that I haven't scraped up and down with my teeth it's just not possible for me.

So I go through that and if there is still any sauce on the plate, I collect it all on a bone in a sweeping motion and eat the rest of the sauce. I've been known to lick the plate.

That's what I do. I hate people who eat like slobs but with wings I just can't help it.

As for chicken itself, I hate baked chicken. I generally hate anything that's baked if it doesn't have any type of sauce on it. Baked chicken just sucks, if you wanted to send me to an eternal hell you would place me in front of a Zahir Raheem fight my whole life and give me baked chicken to eat. Seriously, it's a very very bad food.

Fried chicken I like but it to is overrated. Though we have a friend who fries chicken soooo good. It's so greasy but damn it's so good. But she doesn't come around much anymore so it's been a while since I've had it. But man, it's good.

Chicken Parmesean might be my favorite chicken. Or grilled chicken but only on a sandwich. I don't think people eat grilled chicken alone but just in case, only on a sandwich please.

Like a ravid carnivore.I can do without the wings though....whats the point for so little payoff?You get the right blend of Cajun spices going on some lightly beer battered breast's........fun time all around

edit.....just give me some beer battered breast's.......They'll do fine

I'd rather have baked chicken than fried but if it is fried I only eat breast meat.

I only ever buy skinless chicken breasts so rarely eat a whole chicken with bones.

But I'm most definitely a gnawer. I would even eat the skin as well but I think it's too fattening, but I love it all the same, plus bacon rind and pork scratchings.

Hate the brown meat on chicken.

Only eat the white stuff.

Im the same with wings and legs. I always leave too much on the bone and I struggle to get my fill. It just seems too much effort to be gnawing away at the bones.

Im more of a breast man when it comes to chicken. No bones and you can eat as much as you want with minimal effort. Chicken fajitas for dinner tomorrow. Bring it on!

Exactly with you miles.. Chicken breasts I love.. As with all breasts really..

Just I had about 20 wings with dinner tonight and I wasn't even half full, because I hate any of the other meat on the bone, the grissle and stuff... Other bastards eat the lot and I don't get how...

Originally Posted by Dizaster

Exactly with you miles.. Chicken breasts I love.. As with all breasts really..

Just I had about 20 wings with dinner tonight and I wasn't even half full, because I hate any of the other meat on the bone, the grissle and stuff... Other bastards eat the lot and I don't get how...

Yeah, they dont fill you up. Here, when you order chicken they even put the neck in the box as well. There is nothing more revolting to me than the concept of gnawing batter mix off of a chicken neck. Yuck!!