I'm avin a nightmare at the moment - the missus is pregnant and due to drop in October, so I have been given orders to decorate the kitchen, our room and the Babe's room, get a new central heating system fitted and get the garage roof redone - all in time for October

So far, I have dropped a china handwash dispenser in the bathroom sink and smashed a whole in the sink, dropped yesterday's Ruby on the living rooms carpet and put my foor through the garage roof -

that'll trust her to give me any adult tasks to do

So can anybody help with the korma I've tried Bleach surf and Hot water mixed and I've tried Vanish - neither have even made a dent in it


HELP!!!