Thread: Fancy dress party ideas

Any ideas for me please - I go to one on Saturday night.

The wife is going to go as a rastafarian and has asked me to do her hair for her. Am dreading it.

Fuck you.

This would have been good as a real post i can't imagine some of the costumes these guys would come up with! Weak joke though..

fuck you both

Matt tells a better joke than you do, you are just jealous.

I still think those who have fallen for Marks jokes should be ridiculed...
The TV bit and recently the sunglasses bit.

I was coming in to the thread to say dress as Buzz Lightyear, I'm here now so I might as well say it anyway.

Go as Buzz Lightyear.


Also heard this joke today:

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.

"His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

Originally Posted by 0james0

I was coming in to the thread to say dress as Buzz Lightyear, I'm here now so I might as well say it anyway.

Go as Buzz Lightyear.


Also heard this joke today:

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.

"His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

I get it , shes in the police force and cant full fill her home duties.

Best one I've seen is a guy in a business suit with two U shaped stirrups sticking out of each shoulder.

Say nothing. All the women get it.

Originally Posted by Andre

Best one I've seen is a guy in a business suit with two U shaped stirrups sticking out of each shoulder.

Say nothing. All the women get it.

Every good lady needs a horse

Originally Posted by Spicoli

Originally Posted by Andre

Best one I've seen is a guy in a business suit with two U shaped stirrups sticking out of each shoulder.

Say nothing. All the women get it.

Every good lady needs a horse

Hahaha Free mustache rides.

It was mobile Gynecologist, in case you have put anyone off the scent.

I am planning to have a whig party this fall. It will also feature a pinata filled with little plastic bottles of booze for all!