I was coming in to the thread to say dress as Buzz Lightyear, I'm here now so I might as well say it anyway.

Go as Buzz Lightyear.


Also heard this joke today:

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.

"His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."