I was coming in to the thread to say dress as Buzz Lightyear, I'm here now so I might as well say it anyway.
Go as Buzz Lightyear.
Also heard this joke today:
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.
"His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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