Thread: Your Perfect Day

Wake up with a BJ from the Mrs.
Big breakfast sausages, beans, egg, chips, toast and ketchup.
Cup of tea.
Drop the boys at school.
Home alone with wife, share shower, massage and sex.
Saddo communication
Watch some classic boxing fights – MAB v Morales 1.
Play 5 a side football - score loads pf goals
Watch TV Movie with boys and eat Pringles
Cuddle with wife at night.

Fuck me, you're a boring fucker

Originally Posted by Fenster

Fuck me, you're a boring fucker

Yours would be in a betting shop all day.

I will finally be free from work toil next week, so have already planned my routines. The key thing is to plan my meals as I easily forget to eat. Once that is done, I can pencil in the routines.

Morning
Study Korean for an hour
Read the news for an hour
Exercise for an hour (rowing, punch bag, speed ball)

Afternoon
Make a noise on instruments for about 2-3 hours daily
Read books for 90 minutes
Play The Last of US for 60 minutes
Watch 2 documentaries (not sure how long, have a huge file to work through)
(3 cups of tea for refreshment)

Evening
Sometimes watch a film, go out for dinner, play badminton, or get drunk. It will all depend on how I feel after my day. Maybe a day of each in turn would be quite healthy. My ability to drink has almost evaporated. I cannot seem to drink more than 3 pints, so perhaps a good thing.

I had a pretty awesome day during Christmas break at my hunting lease.

I was up at 0500 and took 4 wood ducks before 0800 in some flooded timber. Came back to the campsite and filled up on homemade sausage, biscuits and eggs that my father in law had whipped up. From 1000 - 1130 I took 10 dove over a plowed under maize field. We grilled up some deer sausage w/onions and peppers for lunch and washed it down with a cold beer. In the late afternoon I smoked a nice 8 point buck and then just a dark fell I had some pigs walk under my feeder and I shot a nice sized wild hog as well. I loaded the deer and pig on the 4-wheeler and drove them back to camp. We had some great t-bone steaks, baked potatoes and salad for dinner. I gutted and cleaned the deer/pig and we drug the guts out to the edge of camp. My brother and I sipped on some top shelf bourbon and occasionally spot lighted the guts. Around midnight a few coyotes started howling and moved in on the remains. I put a round right between the eyes of one and his pelt made a great pillow that I gave my mother in law. Hard to imagine a perfect day that doesn't involve my wife and kids but I will never have a better day as a hunter as I did that day.

I check in here clean up any rubbish, have a laugh with you guys. Then I go have a spa in the morning sun thats set on 38'7.5 deg and do a few meditations in there. Then recheck the internet surf cams, tides, winds and if its on at my favorite break, I try and time being the first one over there at the correct time to suit the tide and swell height with the amount of wind to hold it up to the right place on the reef at the exact time. If I got time to kill, Ill ride the motor bike over there early for a real look at the conditions, best bends and country roads with hills and farms all the way over, probably 35 kilometers round trip,its great fun.
Load the van, fun drive back my favorite roads, go get some tube time, first few I get all on my own then eventually people appear on the lookout ramp on the top of the cliffs and Im 1/2 a K out to sea so I know when they see me get another barrel they will run back to their cars get changed and ill see them in 15 minutes next to me, so I go all out. Hopefully only a hand full come out and share the take off rock.Surf for another hour then off to the strawberry farm on the way home get two massive punnets and sometimes blackberry jam and dip fresh stawberries the size of small apples in the jam and eat while driving slowly through the best looking country on sun drenched lanes with over hanging trees all the way home. Outdoor shower in the sun rinse out wetsuit.Mrs comes home from work (someone has to do it) Order Tai food or Indian, few cups of tea and finish the day in the sack after a shared spa out under the moonlight or stars.


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Parks Victoria: Flinders Coastline (photo: Kim Cott)

Sounds beautiful you lucky man @Andre meanwhile Fenster is still in the bet shop losing his money all day.

I have no money left to lose. Also, I haven't been in a betting shop in years, the next time I enter one you'll see a breaking news report - suicide bomber blows up high street bookies.

Please tell me @VictorCharlie post is some joke i've missed?

Killing animals for the sake of killing them? Please no...

Originally Posted by Fenster

Please tell me @VictorCharlie post is some joke i've missed?

Killing animals for the sake of killing them? Please no...

No he is serious, he is more right wing than El Kabong.

Originally Posted by Master

Originally Posted by Fenster

Please tell me @VictorCharlie post is some joke i've missed?

Killing animals for the sake of killing them? Please no...

No he is serious, he is more right wing than El Kabong.

Surely not all "right wingers" are killers of innocent animals?

I ate them you moron. Well I didn't eat the coyote but fuck them. What does hunting for ones food have to do with being right wing? And clearly neither of you understands my political leanings if you think "right wing" is an appropriate description.

Originally Posted by VictorCharlie

I ate them you moron. Well I didn't eat the coyote but fuck them. What does hunting for ones food have to do with being right wing? And clearly neither of you understands my political leanings if you think "right wing" is an appropriate description.

I was deliberately stereotyping you as everyone sees El Kabong as a red neck when he clearly is not because he does have a brain to articulate his arguments. You are the same. Anyway @Fenster is a bleeding heart liberal who reads the Guardian.

Originally Posted by Master

Wake up with a BJ from the Mrs.

On your perfect day you would want a 'Nosh' from your own missus Fuck that, I'd have some other dirt bag sucking me off

I'd spend all day licking Britney's Spears' Bum Hole