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A man hates his wife's cat so much that one dayhe drives it to the next town and dumps it.
By the time he gets home the cat is already back.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it again but when he gets home the cat is back again.
Finally he decides to drive to the other side of the country and dumps it.
Hours later he rings his wife and says "Is the cat there ?"
"Yes" she replies.
He says "Put the fucker on - I'm Lost"
;D Classic.
I had a pet pigeon once that kept coming back in his little house that I made for him in my backyard. I had him for months. But eventually he joined a strange flock and never came back. :eek:
Maybe they flew south for the winter and when they came back north, he couldn't remember exactly where his birdhouse was. :dontknow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft
MAybe you read the sign wrong and got one of them homo pigeons instead of a homeing one ???Quote:
Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft
Oh that was back in the Philippines when I was about 4th grader. My uncle told me he was deliberately stolen by pigeon breeder. He flew with others into some dude's place. He got "captured". I didn't feel betray or anything like that coz it's pigeons natural behaviour. They are not loner.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClubberMaybe they flew south for the winter and when they came back north, he couldn't remember exactly where his birdhouse was. :dontknow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft