AlterNet: 10 Ways to Outfox Cops That Are Abusing Their Powers to Trick You
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The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
Got pulled over today for following too closely to a SP out at base. She put it "climbing all over my ass" and from then on it was all I could do to hope it was true,the metophors went wild and could not get the vision of her standing there in bloused boots and the tightest fitting uni I have ever seen out of my mind,complete with sunglasses and the cropped brunette hair....I literally thought about being rowdy and touching her so the hancuffs would come out and maybe she would throw me to the ground and follow me there...all mad and sweaty. Got off with a warning and a "keep proper distance":-X
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Originally Posted by Spicoli
Hahaha classic thinking..
Heres a ripe old punchy number for you :cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb4AdU6rbFc
I live in America. Our rights said bye bye long ago.
Best thing you can do is be real polite and mention some of your family friends are cops, have your story worked out. Know a few names.
If they think they may have to answer to some of their own they tread a bit more carefully.
You could even say "Ive met a few of your lads before ,nice blokes, I once stopped a robbery occurring up in town"... They are all ears. Im lucky I got my story for them.
Missed that vid. Nice ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Always kills me when people are pulled over and try to politic or word smith out of it. Once you are on the side of the road,they are trained to read you like a book,let you walk yourself into corners. I find shooting straight works best...Earlier in year I had one "do you know how fast you were going" Yes sir,about 80 mph..."Why so damn fast on my Highway" Well sir I didn't know about the additional speed traps, very well placed. So he wrote on ticket I was only doing 70 mph and we spent 10 minutes talking about what a crappy football team Dallas was. Blew my mind ???
Cool smart fellow MR Spicoli :cool:.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpicoliMissed that vid. Nice ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Always kills me when people are pulled over and try to politic or word smith out of it. Once you are on the side of the road,they are trained to read you like a book,let you walk yourself into corners. I find shooting straight works best...Earlier in year I had one "do you know how fast you were going" Yes sir,about 80 mph..."Why so damn fast on my Highway" Well sir I didn't know about the additional speed traps, very well placed. So he wrote on ticket I was only doing 70 mph and we spent 10 minutes talking about what a crappy football team Dallas was. Blew my mind ???
I got a mate who hates them and always says "HAvent you got something better to do? Someone real to go and arrest?
They book him again after he drives away from the original infringement they put the siren back on and pull him over for not indicating when leaving ;D.
He still doesnt get it.
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Cool smart fellow MR Spicoli <img src="images/smilies/cool.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Cool" smilieid="6" class="inlineimg" />.<br /><br />I got a mate who hates them and always says "HAvent you got something better to doSomeone real to goand arrest?<br />They book him again after he drives away from the original infringement they put the siren back on and pull him over for not indicating leaving <img src="images/smilies/grin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Grin" smilieid="12" class="inlineimg" /> <br />
That's something I would say lol
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A mate of my brothers got pulled on his motorbike doing a stupid speed down the motorway. He asked if they could just drag him into the field and beat him up a bit. Didnt go down well :-\
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Originally Posted by Memphis
Hahaha
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