Got pulled over today for following too closely to a SP out at base. She put it "climbing all over my ass" and from then on it was all I could do to hope it was true,the metophors went wild and could not get the vision of her standing there in bloused boots and the tightest fitting uni I have ever seen out of my mind,complete with sunglasses and the cropped brunette hair....I literally thought about being rowdy and touching her so the hancuffs would come out and maybe she would throw me to the ground and follow me there...all mad and sweaty. Got off with a warning and a "keep proper distance"