Strange, Im the reverse, Ive had one for years it goes slower.Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
How old are you kids?
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Strange, Im the reverse, Ive had one for years it goes slower.Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
How old are you kids?
Fucking hell!! I'm scared to drink bourbon.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreStrange, Im the reverse, Ive had one for years it goes slower.Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
How old are you kids?
Two funerals in two weeks,scary.:eek:
Beginning to fear what my dad is going through, dna +time catches up with us all.
Down one large straight one fast and magically the all the fear is removed :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldFucking hell!! I'm scared to drink bourbon.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreStrange, Im the reverse, Ive had one for years it goes slower.Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
How old are you kids?
you scared the living shit out of me with that michael jackson video I am still recovering you mischievous bastard you
I've been to 52 funerals in a week,! now that's scary.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
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Originally Posted by Dia bandoI've been to 52 funerals in a week,! now that's scary.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
That's alot of vas-o-leen Richie!
You only laugh when someone falls over.
Been block paving and laying slabs, in the garden my aching back and knee's are killing me,
I'm to old for this shit.;D
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Originally Posted by Dia bando
bullshit, dont sugar-coat it. They got you laying TOMBSTONES now, dont they, bitch?
I use to wall paper but now it hurts my back.
More block paving and slabbing, next weekend wonderful,;D knee's and back are knackered.:vd:
You are not old, you are retro. :)
This will make some of you lot laugh, my wheel barrow tyre just blew out hell of a bang, I shit
myself ,;D The old nerves are shot,;D
When the misses passes you that one bastard new to jar to open and you cant either and have to head for the tea towel for more grip. :eek:
I havent had to take one out to the shed yet for swearing and beating but I can sense the day.
:hair_up::shocking::LOS::rofmaoal::lolhaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
i.e. after pulling out the ashes I have to use the same shovel and dig a 6 foot hole, then lay the tombstone slabs and blocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
:D Ya have to lube up those long handled shovels,
or else you get blisters.
Or is it splinters :confused:
vas-o-leeeeeenQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Just finished doing some more slabbing and block paving, I'm fucked my back my poor knees,
I could do with the attention of a busty blond:yay2:, will it stop the pain NO , but I'm sure it
will take my mind off it.;D
You know how to tell when you are old? When your 6'5" 300 lb 26 year old gangnam-style dancing friend sends you an email entitled "Hope For You Yet Old Dude." And instead of whooping 40 pounds off him, you read the email. Could be a Denny's breakfast coupon, right?
But it is not. It is a dirty movie featuring a very hirsute gentleman with a grey beard and a long grey pony tail, and a rather attractive much younger woman. And they get busy for 23 minutes...and you know it is fraudulent.
Because in 23 minutes the old guy didn't stop and rest, not even once, and all that time laying on the bed, he didn't even try to sneak in a quick nap.
LOL watched that movie, it was real.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
If i owned Viagra, my brand would appear on the end of that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
I know Im getting older cause if someone talks shit to me i just stare at them I dont say anything at all. I create that moment of awkward silence they deserve I even look forward to those moments in life.:)
I laughed muchily upon casting my eyes over this, oh verily I do say. Nonny Nonny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
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Originally Posted by Andre
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I do that on the phone. If they ask why I'm not talking I tell them if you keep trying to bullshit me I'm putting the phone down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
I have often thought the same about......what thread is this again?
Slippers are wonderful foot wear, I shall have to think about wearing them 24 7.;D
You do wear them a lot in a mental hospital.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
Then he needs to have a spare set waiting when Brock visits Wales.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou do wear them a lot in a mental hospital.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
Being a fashion icon, I set high standards all the best dressed lunatics will be wearing slippers.;D
When you complain about the kids and relate to how it was "back in your time".
When the kids beat you at games you were awesome at like Street fighter and mortal combat. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Nameless
I have this picutre in my head of two blokes wandering down the local high street in pinstriped pajamas under bath robes with wooley slippers and walking sticks used to bash shoppers out of the way. Those old dudes off the Muppets.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldThen he needs to have a spare set waiting when Brock visits Wales.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou do wear them a lot in a mental hospital.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
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Originally Posted by greynotsooldThen he needs to have a spare set waiting when Brock visits Wales.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou do wear them a lot in a mental hospital.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
KEEP THAT SHOVEL AWAY rICHIE, JUST BRING ON DEM SLIPPERS ;) AND QUAIL PIE TOO ;)
I will keep a nice pair of tartan slippers warming in the fridge, just for you.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustQuote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldThen he needs to have a spare set waiting when Brock visits Wales.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou do wear them a lot in a mental hospital.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
KEEP THAT SHOVEL AWAY rICHIE, JUST BRING ON DEM SLIPPERS ;) AND QUAIL PIE TOO ;)
Fathers day just finished putting in a large heavy slab, shit my back is screaming in my younger days
it would have been nothing.!!!!!!!! ;D
Industrial Radox bath calling, a nice Sunday dinner may be a new pair of slippers,;D I like SLIPPERS .;D
buryin' stiffs on Dad's DayQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando